Celebrity Bathwater

Celebrity Bathwater http://www.celebritybathwater.com Needless fact checking hasn't stopped us before! Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:00:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ?OF THE DAY: I Think They?re Supposed To Swim On The Inside

BE AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION...IN BED: Elasun Condoms is running an Olympics-themed ad campaign depicting condoms in different sports. Not sure if this was meant to target the athletes, who were probably non-stop "toning" each other's bodies in the Olympic Village, or to make us regular folk think that these condoms have the strength of a world-class athlete. (Adland)
NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S A DOUCHE: Michael Phelps is hosting the season premiere of SNL. Do you think they'll do a Penelope sketch where she tries to one-up Phelps by telling him she won 9 medals? Or will Phelps get blown up by MacGruber? (Just Jared)
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THAT BULLY CLIFF: Top Chef pipsqueak and foam connoisseur, Marcel Vigneron, was arrested for speeding and "erratic" driving in Laguna Beach. Can't a little guy drive with reckless abandon, letting the wind blow through his Wolverine-like hair, in defiance of any who might dare wrestle him to the ground and shave said hair??? (Defamer)
HEIDI'S VIDEO, DRAFT 2: Heidi Montag's video has resurfaced after her apology for the "screwed-up" version yesterday, and this time it's 4 minutes as opposed to 10, and the speed problem has been fixed. But, her lip syncing is STILL way off and it looks like she herself did the Quicktime conversion and tried to upload it, despite the fact she hired actual professionals to do this for her. I don't understand, you make $65,000 per Hills episode, and you can't afford to pay a college student to convert a video for the web??? [Nerd rant = over. As you were.] (Mollygood)
NORM BACK-DONALD: Norm Macdonald perplexed/delighted/infuriated/confused/ bombed/killed at the Bob Saget Roast, and last night he made some solid jokes on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno...can we call it a comeback? (Videogum) ]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/of-the-day-i-think-theyre-supposed-to-swim-on-the-inside/
Like Guitar Hero, If Aerosmith Were The Son Of Man
inevitability. It's got everything a Christian guitar player wannabe needs:
- Offers over 50 songs with 4 levels of play per song
- Onscreen lyrics reflect Christian values. Vocalists can sing their hearts out as their friends play the guitar.
- Includes wireless USB guitar controller.
Two extremely important life principles-- Christian values and wireless USB controllers. This game truly has it all!!! * (*excluding good music, fun, the song "Awesome God" somehow) (via Matt Little)]]>
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/like-guitar-hero-if-aerosmith-were-the-son-of-man/
AD WIZARDS: Maybe Not The Best Merchandising Opportunity For A 15 Year-Old? Hannah Montana do ANYTHING without seeming trampy? (thanks to Brad for the tip!)]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/ad-wizards-maybe-not-the-best-merchandising-opportunity-for-a-15-year-old/ CAPTION THIS: E.V.Oh No! Rachael Ray is utterly at a loss for what to do when confronted with food that doesn't already come in a can or pre-processed packaging of some sort. Yum-gross! ]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/caption-this-evoh-no/ Headlines From CNN?s New ?F*ck You People? Section this headline on CNN.com this morning (courtesy of their new Health and Living editor, Bill Hicks): ...And a fine good morning to you too, CNN.com. Any other information you'd care to pass along? How about: ]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/headlines-from-cnns-new-fck-you-people-section/ Once, Twice, Three Times A Blogger Breitbart at noticed that he picked up on the story I covered earlier today about the little old lady who took a ride on a baggage belt at an airport in Sweden. But he just...kept...getting the spelling of the word "chute" wrong. I am imagining his frustration as he re-typed each headline. I tease, but let's be honest: I also RELATE. As everyone here knows, I am the queen of homonym amnesia. So it's with the utmost "I feel your pain, buddy" that I post this screen grab which accurately depicts the life of a blogger: I'm surprised we didn't eventually see "Woman goes down baggage SH*TC%CKF*@K! at Swedish airport." ]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/once-twice-three-times-a-blogger/ Quickies: I Touch Myself http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/yeeeah/~3/376378820/ BWE Exclusive: Kung Poo really really need more fiber in their diet. To illustrate my point, I combed through tons of movies and analyzed the footage closely. And then I made this video. Enjoy.

Can you prove how big of a nerd you are and name the movies that were included? Go for it. 16 made the cut. ]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/bwe-exclusive-kung-poo/ S.S. Danielle Lloyd Orange Bikini Pictures http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/yeeeah/~3/376325749/ CAPTION THIS: Gangbangin? With Mr. Cooper Anderson Cooper couldn't be happier about his first trip to a men's prison. (MPR, via ONTD)]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/caption-this-gangbangin-with-mr-cooper/ WILLED INTO EXISTENCE: Little Man Dancing At The Center Of The Internet (via The OTT Stuff)]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/willed-into-existence-little-man-dancing-at-the-center-of-the-internet/ Mary-Kate Olsen Forgets To Put Pants On http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/yeeeah/~3/376307149/ Coming Soon To Dutch Reality TV: Date A Probable Rapist! To everyone who heard the concept of I Love Money and said "man, these reality shows are getting really, really absurd..." The U.S.A. ain't got nothing on Dutch television:
THOSE crazy Dutch TV mak ers are at it again - this time they're pushing a show that hooks women up with ex-cons. The catch? On "Prisoner of Love," women go on blind dates with newly-released criminals and have to guess what crime they were jailed for.
Coming soon to an internet viral video near you... GIRL: This date has been so much fun, from the mini golf course to the ice cream shop -- I really think I felt a connection. I'm gonna have to say... computer fraud? PRISONER: Wrong! Raped and murdered a minor. GIRL: .................................]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/coming-soon-to-dutch-reality-tv-date-a-probable-rapist/ Pete Doherty + Porn = Barf http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/yeeeah/~3/376258327/ Operation Cry-Town: Old Lady Riding On A Baggage Belt Edition If there's one thing that will get me every time, it's old people who are alone and confused in a public situation. The first time this happened to me was in a movie theatre, watching Adaptation. During a quiet moment during the film, we heard a little, shaky grandma voice from somewhere in the back say "I don't understand...[long pause]...this movie." The surrounding audience members laughed, because it was just so cute...but also SO TRUE. None of us understood this movie either. Sometimes we forget that the elderly are super wise. Yesterday, in Stockholm's Arlanda airport, a 78-year-old woman got all KINDS of mixed up while reading some instructions, and was "whisked down a baggage chute after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt." Gulp. My heart just turned to dust. She just thought she was correctly following directions and she placed her little body on the belt...because she is just that serious about airport security!!! I am literally getting tears in my eyes thinking of her struggling to lift up her legs onto the belt and assuming the position to ride the belt to freedom. It's so sad...but also, once again, I must consider the fact that maybe this old lady wasn't confused at all - maybe she KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING. Because who among us hasn't once thought how FUN it would be to ride the baggage belt? He who has not fantasized about taking a trip on the luggage merry-go-round may cast the first stone! (Article) ]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/27/operation-cry-town-old-lady-riding-on-a-baggage-belt-edition/