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Fashion Fail: Elizabeth Banks’ Yellow Fever and Other News


h1 Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

Elizabeth Banks

The only thing worse than the cutouts on Elizabeth Banks’ dress is the color. It’s the same weird yellow that vitamins turn your pee. It’s also God’s way of letting you know if a frog is toxic. Everything about this dress tells birds “I taste bad and I will make you sick.”

Finds, fun, fashion, fails:

Katy Perry might be engaged to get to divorced from John Mayer. (Huffington Post)

Brooke Mueller tested positive for meth, but naturally that doesn’t affect her custody rights. (Celebitchy)

Gaga says she doesn’t care that Madonna hates her and she’s sick of the comparisons. I say I don’t care and I’m sick of both of them. And so we are all connected in the great circle of life. (Evil Beet)

The Kardashians had a yard sale, so if you’re into spandex-based designer clothes that have been strained and stretched to their ultimate tensile strength, you really missed out. (Celeb Slam)

Presented without comment: Channing Tatum in a football uniform. (Socialite Life)

If you like vintage red sheath dresses and are a size 8, I just made your morning. (Modavanti)

Miley Cyrus continues her trite and cliched attempts at controversy by smoking a joint onstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards. (The Blemish)

Celebrities who turned down the Simpsons — including William Shatner and Bruce Springsteen! (Daily Stab)

So this happened. (Hollywood Rag)

Lindsay Lohan posts a pic of the 18-year-old boy she gave chlamydia the night before lying in her bed. (Hollywood PQ)

Emma Thompson finally opens up about Helena Bonham Carter’s affair with her ex-husband Kenneth Branagh. (ICYDK)

Kendall Jenners gives you one more reason to hate her. (DS)

Gwyneth Paltrow Plans to Sabotage Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party


h1 Friday, November 8th, 2013

Why do people hate Gwyneth Paltrow so much? Easy. It’s because of stuff like this. And this. Also this. And don’t let’s forget this. And now she’s demanding her celebrity friends boycott Vanity Fair’s annual Oscars party after the magazine threatened to run a “bombshell expose” detailing her affair with Elle Macpherson’s billionaire husband Jeff Soffer. The Daily Mail says:

“Gwyneth feels her relationship with the magazine has been destroyed and she’s urging pals not just to avoid doing business with the magazine, but to skip the mag’s Oscar party as well,” a source [said]. “To be frank, she wants to shut their Oscar party down entirely.”

And it’s not the first time that Gwyneth has attempted to stage something of a celebrity coup against the magazine.

In May, the star composed a letter to friends after recent ‘unflattering’ articles the magazine printed about Tom Cruise and her ex-fiancé Brad Pitt [that read], “If you are asked for quotes or comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again.’

Really, boycotts? Epic takedowns? Her life is like a real-life episode of Gossip Girl.

In the gallery above: Gwyneth looking like a demon at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar party + some of her previous Vanity Fair covers, before the dark times.

Gwyneth Paltrow Plans to Sabotage Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party


h1 Friday, November 8th, 2013

Why do people hate Gwyneth Paltrow so much? Easy. It’s because of stuff like this. And this. Also this. And don’t let’s forget this. And now she’s demanding her celebrity friends boycott Vanity Fair’s annual Oscars party after the magazine threatened to run a “bombshell expose” detailing her affair with Elle Macpherson’s billionaire husband Jeff Soffer. The Daily Mail says:

“Gwyneth feels her relationship with the magazine has been destroyed and she’s urging pals not just to avoid doing business with the magazine, but to skip the mag’s Oscar party as well,” a source [said]. “To be frank, she wants to shut their Oscar party down entirely.”

And it’s not the first time that Gwyneth has attempted to stage something of a celebrity coup against the magazine.

In May, the star composed a letter to friends after recent ‘unflattering’ articles the magazine printed about Tom Cruise and her ex-fiancé Brad Pitt [that read], “If you are asked for quotes or comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again.’

Really, boycotts? Epic takedowns? Her life is like a real-life episode of Gossip Girl.

In the gallery above: Gwyneth looking like a demon at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar party + some of her previous Vanity Fair covers, before the dark times.

Beige Was Big at the CMAs


h1 Friday, November 8th, 2013

Oh, look. They’re dressed exactly like country music sounds.

Beige Was Big at the CMAs


h1 Friday, November 8th, 2013

Oh, look. They’re dressed exactly like country music sounds.

Hot or Not: Jessica Biel’s Undereye Liner at the MOMA Benefit


h1 Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Jessica Biel eschewed the traditional eyeliner route and went with a metallic turquoise under her eyes at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Benefit last night. It’s a great look for an alien high priestess or Cleopatra, not so much in real life. I’m all for bright color and/or metallic effect liners — just keep it on the upper lashline to keep it from looking so costume-y.

GET JESSICA’S LOOK:

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  • SEPHORA+PANTONE UNIVERSE Graphic Lift Liquid Eyeliner in Emerald has the same golden gleam as a Japanese beetle. (reg $17 sale $9)
  • Dolce & Gabbana Glam Liner Intense Liquid Eyeliner in Wild Green promises a “immaculate lustrous finish, reminiscent of silken thread with a subtle iridescence like delicate gold-leaf papers.” ($34)