Archive for January, 2013



Claire Danes in Elle and Other News


h1 Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Claire Danes’ photo shoot for next month’s Elle has enough of a film noir feel to make you wanna start drinking whiskey from a hip flask and calling girls “dames.” Not that I wasn’t already doing that before, but now I have a good reason.

In other news…

Beyonce opens up about her miscarriage, but not her husband’s decision to rap about it. (The Daily Stab)

Rihanna gets two-foot hair extensions and shaves half of her head. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj didn’t get nominated for a single Grammy, not because her music is awful, but because “the Grammys had a different reason that she did not want to discuss.” So probably her hair, then. (Huffington Post)

If you thought a degree in Liberal Arts was a waste of time, you haven’t taken a course in Elvish at the University of Wisconsin. Really. (Mandatory)

All the Spring 2013 shoes from Paris Fashion Week! (Fashionologie)

The invisible driver prank — with a surprise ending! No, I’m kidding. There’s no surprise. Or IS there? (Hollywood Rag)

If your faith in humanity could use restoring… (Caveman Circus)

Happy puppy dance! I have actually done this dance once before, when I found out they opened another Nordstrom Rack in D.C. (Jezebel)

Alessandra Ambrosio is really, really ridiculously good looking. (Celeb Slam)

Vida Guerra talks fitness modeling and pilates, but not photoshop, even though it’s 85% of her life strategy. (The Blemish)

Piers Morgan and Chelsea Handler get their claws out for the cameras. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria fashion FAIL. Sweatpants with words on the butt look stupid enough when you’re 14, much less 40-something. (Popoholic)

Claire Danes in Elle and Other News


h1 Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Claire Danes’ photo shoot for next month’s Elle has enough of a film noir feel to make you wanna start drinking whiskey from a hip flask and calling girls “dames.” Not that I wasn’t already doing that before, but now I have a good reason.

In other news…

Beyonce opens up about her miscarriage, but not her husband’s decision to rap about it. (The Daily Stab)

Rihanna gets two-foot hair extensions and shaves half of her head. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj didn’t get nominated for a single Grammy, not because her music is awful, but because “the Grammys had a different reason that she did not want to discuss.” So probably her hair, then. (Huffington Post)

If you thought a degree in Liberal Arts was a waste of time, you haven’t taken a course in Elvish at the University of Wisconsin. Really. (Mandatory)

All the Spring 2013 shoes from Paris Fashion Week! (Fashionologie)

The invisible driver prank — with a surprise ending! No, I’m kidding. There’s no surprise. Or IS there? (Hollywood Rag)

If your faith in humanity could use restoring… (Caveman Circus)

Happy puppy dance! I have actually done this dance once before, when I found out they opened another Nordstrom Rack in D.C. (Jezebel)

Alessandra Ambrosio is really, really ridiculously good looking. (Celeb Slam)

Vida Guerra talks fitness modeling and pilates, but not photoshop, even though it’s 85% of her life strategy. (The Blemish)

Piers Morgan and Chelsea Handler get their claws out for the cameras. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria fashion FAIL. Sweatpants with words on the butt look stupid enough when you’re 14, much less 40-something. (Popoholic)

Claire Danes in Elle and Other News


h1 Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Claire Danes’ photo shoot for next month’s Elle has enough of a film noir feel to make you wanna start drinking whiskey from a hip flask and calling girls “dames.” Not that I wasn’t already doing that before, but now I have a good reason.

In other news…

Beyonce opens up about her miscarriage, but not her husband’s decision to rap about it. (The Daily Stab)

Rihanna gets two-foot hair extensions and shaves half of her head. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj didn’t get nominated for a single Grammy, not because her music is awful, but because “the Grammys had a different reason that she did not want to discuss.” So probably her hair, then. (Huffington Post)

If you thought a degree in Liberal Arts was a waste of time, you haven’t taken a course in Elvish at the University of Wisconsin. Really. (Mandatory)

All the Spring 2013 shoes from Paris Fashion Week! (Fashionologie)

The invisible driver prank — with a surprise ending! No, I’m kidding. There’s no surprise. Or IS there? (Hollywood Rag)

If your faith in humanity could use restoring… (Caveman Circus)

Happy puppy dance! I have actually done this dance once before, when I found out they opened another Nordstrom Rack in D.C. (Jezebel)

Alessandra Ambrosio is really, really ridiculously good looking. (Celeb Slam)

Vida Guerra talks fitness modeling and pilates, but not photoshop, even though it’s 85% of her life strategy. (The Blemish)

Piers Morgan and Chelsea Handler get their claws out for the cameras. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria fashion FAIL. Sweatpants with words on the butt look stupid enough when you’re 14, much less 40-something. (Popoholic)

Claire Danes in Elle and Other News


h1 Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Claire Danes’ photo shoot for next month’s Elle has enough of a film noir feel to make you wanna start drinking whiskey from a hip flask and calling girls “dames.” Not that I wasn’t already doing that before, but now I have a good reason.

In other news…

Beyonce opens up about her miscarriage, but not her husband’s decision to rap about it. (The Daily Stab)

Rihanna gets two-foot hair extensions and shaves half of her head. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj didn’t get nominated for a single Grammy, not because her music is awful, but because “the Grammys had a different reason that she did not want to discuss.” So probably her hair, then. (Huffington Post)

If you thought a degree in Liberal Arts was a waste of time, you haven’t taken a course in Elvish at the University of Wisconsin. Really. (Mandatory)

All the Spring 2013 shoes from Paris Fashion Week! (Fashionologie)

The invisible driver prank — with a surprise ending! No, I’m kidding. There’s no surprise. Or IS there? (Hollywood Rag)

If your faith in humanity could use restoring… (Caveman Circus)

Happy puppy dance! I have actually done this dance once before, when I found out they opened another Nordstrom Rack in D.C. (Jezebel)

Alessandra Ambrosio is really, really ridiculously good looking. (Celeb Slam)

Vida Guerra talks fitness modeling and pilates, but not photoshop, even though it’s 85% of her life strategy. (The Blemish)

Piers Morgan and Chelsea Handler get their claws out for the cameras. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria fashion FAIL. Sweatpants with words on the butt look stupid enough when you’re 14, much less 40-something. (Popoholic)

Claire Danes in Elle and Other News


h1 Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Claire Danes’ photo shoot for next month’s Elle has enough of a film noir feel to make you wanna start drinking whiskey from a hip flask and calling girls “dames.” Not that I wasn’t already doing that before, but now I have a good reason.

In other news…

Beyonce opens up about her miscarriage, but not her husband’s decision to rap about it. (The Daily Stab)

Rihanna gets two-foot hair extensions and shaves half of her head. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj didn’t get nominated for a single Grammy, not because her music is awful, but because “the Grammys had a different reason that she did not want to discuss.” So probably her hair, then. (Huffington Post)

If you thought a degree in Liberal Arts was a waste of time, you haven’t taken a course in Elvish at the University of Wisconsin. Really. (Mandatory)

All the Spring 2013 shoes from Paris Fashion Week! (Fashionologie)

The invisible driver prank — with a surprise ending! No, I’m kidding. There’s no surprise. Or IS there? (Hollywood Rag)

If your faith in humanity could use restoring… (Caveman Circus)

Happy puppy dance! I have actually done this dance once before, when I found out they opened another Nordstrom Rack in D.C. (Jezebel)

Alessandra Ambrosio is really, really ridiculously good looking. (Celeb Slam)

Vida Guerra talks fitness modeling and pilates, but not photoshop, even though it’s 85% of her life strategy. (The Blemish)

Piers Morgan and Chelsea Handler get their claws out for the cameras. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria fashion FAIL. Sweatpants with words on the butt look stupid enough when you’re 14, much less 40-something. (Popoholic)

Samsung Gives Us Paul Rudd, Kia Gives Us Baby Astronauts In Some Super Bowl Ads…For The Ladies


h1 Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Obviously you don’t have to be a woman to enjoy Paul Rudd‘s piercing blue eyes or a tiny giraffe in a spaceship. But considering that there is a large contingent of people who don’t care one way or the other if the San Francisco Fifty Minus Oners or the Baltimore Black Birds win the Big Plate this Sunday (and many of them are female), we like that some Super Bowl commercials are giving us what we want (besides snacks), which would be our celebrity boyfriends and baby astronaut killer whales. We’re only assuming Samsung was thinking of us when they hired Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd for their Super Bowl spot. Do they both have insane hair? Yes. Do we care? Only in as much as they both more adorable this way.

Rudd’s chiseled jawline aside, both Kia and AXE are going the astronaut route this year, which is smart because there is no sector of the population that isn’t totally into space travel. And if said space travelers happen to be in the same commercial as a devastatingly hot lifeguard…well then, that’s just smart advertising! Go Fifty Minus Oners!