Archive for November, 2012



Quickies: Short Cutting


h1 Friday, November 30th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of updates today, guys. If my mom asks, I spent the day keeping a mile of frontage road trash-free as part of the local “Adopt a Highway” program, not trying to get in 14 hours of community service before midnight tonight so I don’t violate the terms of my probation.

And speaking of violating and probation, tune in tomorrow for a special Saturday Sunday post detailing the latest shocking developments in Lindsay Lohan’s assault scandal and/or to possibly mourn her untimely death from overdose/car crash/alcohol poisoning/asphyxiation in a sex game gone wrong. It’s really a coin toss anymore.

Eva Longoria in lingerie on the cover of GQ to keep your waggles warm. (Hollywood Rag)

The highest paid musicians of 2012 include Dr. Dre and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. (Huffington Post)

Kate Middleton’s uterus is making Camilla Parker Bowles an alcoholic. (Jezebel)

Danielle Fishel playing Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor on The Soup. It’s spot-on. (Gawker)

A whole mess of Ke$ha. Operative word being “mess.” That girl is just gross. (City Rag)

Taylor Swift adds fuel to the breast-augmentation fire with a suspicious display of cleavage in Sydney. (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus dressed like a Star Trek extra to show off her new dog. (Hollywood PQ)

Elyse Taylor’s 2012 Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures, just because. (G Celeb)

Miley Cyrus might be the new half-man on Two and a Half Men, because Angus T. Jones effectively wrote himself out of the next season. (Evil Beet)

Celebrate all that is good and right with the world with 34 timeless beauties. (Caveman Circus)

Sneak a peek at Olivia Munn’s cleavage. Go ahead, she wants you to. (popoholic)

Quickies: Short Cutting


h1 Friday, November 30th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of updates today, guys. If my mom asks, I spent the day keeping a mile of frontage road trash-free as part of the local “Adopt a Highway” program, not trying to get in 14 hours of community service before midnight tonight so I don’t violate the terms of my probation.

And speaking of violating and probation, tune in tomorrow for a special Saturday Sunday post detailing the latest shocking developments in Lindsay Lohan’s assault scandal and/or to possibly mourn her untimely death from overdose/car crash/alcohol poisoning/asphyxiation in a sex game gone wrong. It’s really a coin toss anymore.

Eva Longoria in lingerie on the cover of GQ to keep your waggles warm. (Hollywood Rag)

The highest paid musicians of 2012 include Dr. Dre and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. (Huffington Post)

Kate Middleton’s uterus is making Camilla Parker Bowles an alcoholic. (Jezebel)

Danielle Fishel playing Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor on The Soup. It’s spot-on. (Gawker)

A whole mess of Ke$ha. Operative word being “mess.” That girl is just gross. (City Rag)

Taylor Swift adds fuel to the breast-augmentation fire with a suspicious display of cleavage in Sydney. (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus dressed like a Star Trek extra to show off her new dog. (Hollywood PQ)

Elyse Taylor’s 2012 Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures, just because. (G Celeb)

Miley Cyrus might be the new half-man on Two and a Half Men, because Angus T. Jones effectively wrote himself out of the next season. (Evil Beet)

Celebrate all that is good and right with the world with 34 timeless beauties. (Caveman Circus)

Sneak a peek at Olivia Munn’s cleavage. Go ahead, she wants you to. (popoholic)

Quickies: Short Cutting


h1 Friday, November 30th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of updates today, guys. If my mom asks, I spent the day keeping a mile of frontage road trash-free as part of the local “Adopt a Highway” program, not trying to get in 14 hours of community service before midnight tonight so I don’t violate the terms of my probation.

And speaking of violating and probation, tune in tomorrow for a special Saturday Sunday post detailing the latest shocking developments in Lindsay Lohan’s assault scandal and/or to possibly mourn her untimely death from overdose/car crash/alcohol poisoning/asphyxiation in a sex game gone wrong. It’s really a coin toss anymore.

Eva Longoria in lingerie on the cover of GQ to keep your waggles warm. (Hollywood Rag)

The highest paid musicians of 2012 include Dr. Dre and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. (Huffington Post)

Kate Middleton’s uterus is making Camilla Parker Bowles an alcoholic. (Jezebel)

Danielle Fishel playing Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor on The Soup. It’s spot-on. (Gawker)

A whole mess of Ke$ha. Operative word being “mess.” That girl is just gross. (City Rag)

Taylor Swift adds fuel to the breast-augmentation fire with a suspicious display of cleavage in Sydney. (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus dressed like a Star Trek extra to show off her new dog. (Hollywood PQ)

Elyse Taylor’s 2012 Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures, just because. (G Celeb)

Miley Cyrus might be the new half-man on Two and a Half Men, because Angus T. Jones effectively wrote himself out of the next season. (Evil Beet)

Celebrate all that is good and right with the world with 34 timeless beauties. (Caveman Circus)

Sneak a peek at Olivia Munn’s cleavage. Go ahead, she wants you to. (popoholic)

Quickies: Short Cutting


h1 Friday, November 30th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of updates today, guys. If my mom asks, I spent the day keeping a mile of frontage road trash-free as part of the local “Adopt a Highway” program, not trying to get in 14 hours of community service before midnight tonight so I don’t violate the terms of my probation.

And speaking of violating and probation, tune in tomorrow for a special Saturday Sunday post detailing the latest shocking developments in Lindsay Lohan’s assault scandal and/or to possibly mourn her untimely death from overdose/car crash/alcohol poisoning/asphyxiation in a sex game gone wrong. It’s really a coin toss anymore.

Eva Longoria in lingerie on the cover of GQ to keep your waggles warm. (Hollywood Rag)

The highest paid musicians of 2012 include Dr. Dre and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. (Huffington Post)

Kate Middleton’s uterus is making Camilla Parker Bowles an alcoholic. (Jezebel)

Danielle Fishel playing Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor on The Soup. It’s spot-on. (Gawker)

A whole mess of Ke$ha. Operative word being “mess.” That girl is just gross. (City Rag)

Taylor Swift adds fuel to the breast-augmentation fire with a suspicious display of cleavage in Sydney. (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus dressed like a Star Trek extra to show off her new dog. (Hollywood PQ)

Elyse Taylor’s 2012 Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures, just because. (G Celeb)

Miley Cyrus might be the new half-man on Two and a Half Men, because Angus T. Jones effectively wrote himself out of the next season. (Evil Beet)

Celebrate all that is good and right with the world with 34 timeless beauties. (Caveman Circus)

Sneak a peek at Olivia Munn’s cleavage. Go ahead, she wants you to. (popoholic)

Quickies: Short Cutting


h1 Friday, November 30th, 2012

Sorry for the lack of updates today, guys. If my mom asks, I spent the day keeping a mile of frontage road trash-free as part of the local “Adopt a Highway” program, not trying to get in 14 hours of community service before midnight tonight so I don’t violate the terms of my probation.

And speaking of violating and probation, tune in tomorrow for a special Saturday Sunday post detailing the latest shocking developments in Lindsay Lohan’s assault scandal and/or to possibly mourn her untimely death from overdose/car crash/alcohol poisoning/asphyxiation in a sex game gone wrong. It’s really a coin toss anymore.

Eva Longoria in lingerie on the cover of GQ to keep your waggles warm. (Hollywood Rag)

The highest paid musicians of 2012 include Dr. Dre and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. (Huffington Post)

Kate Middleton’s uterus is making Camilla Parker Bowles an alcoholic. (Jezebel)

Danielle Fishel playing Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor on The Soup. It’s spot-on. (Gawker)

A whole mess of Ke$ha. Operative word being “mess.” That girl is just gross. (City Rag)

Taylor Swift adds fuel to the breast-augmentation fire with a suspicious display of cleavage in Sydney. (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus dressed like a Star Trek extra to show off her new dog. (Hollywood PQ)

Elyse Taylor’s 2012 Victoria’s Secret catalog pictures, just because. (G Celeb)

Miley Cyrus might be the new half-man on Two and a Half Men, because Angus T. Jones effectively wrote himself out of the next season. (Evil Beet)

Celebrate all that is good and right with the world with 34 timeless beauties. (Caveman Circus)

Sneak a peek at Olivia Munn’s cleavage. Go ahead, she wants you to. (popoholic)

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Battle Over Ring


h1 Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Kris Humphries is willing to go to court to get back the 20.5 carat diamond Lorraine Schwartz ring he gave to ex-wife (of 72 days) Kim Kardashian, who thus far has refused to return it. Radar Online says:

The basketball player scored a huge discount on the massive bauble, which was valued at a retail price of $2 million, but he still splashed out a cool $750,000 of his hard earned cash for the ring.

“Kris is adamant that he wants the ring back,” a source close to the situation [says]. “And it’s becoming a real sticking point between his and Kim’s attorneys. She has made it plain that she has no intention of returning it though and feels she is within her legal right to refuse as she went through with the wedding. However, Kris contends that the marriage was a total sham and that Kim only wed him for publicity so therefore she has no right to keep such an expensive gift.

“Kris doesn’t understand why Kim would even want to keep the ring anyway. It obviously has no sentimental value as she has publicly declared their wedding as ‘a huge mistake,’ so why doesn’t she just return it to him?”

Why? Because it will be worth twice as much when she sells it on Ebay under the guise of doing it for charity but actually retaining 90% of the profits, that’s why. The Kardashian business model never deviates.

Get a black jumpsuit like Kim’s here from Zac Posen. Maybe you could also find a mortician to do your makeup. Then you’d be twinsies!