Archive for August, 2012



“Tan Mom” DRUNK at Drag Revue: The Video


h1 Friday, August 31st, 2012

Apologies for the late start, guys. I had a few technical issues this morning. By which I mean “I vomited on the keyboard again.” Nothing a little sawdust and a portable fan can’t fix!

Anyway, speaking of vomit, “Tan Mom” Patricia Krentcil (who was arrested earlier this year after her five-year-old daughter was burned during a visit to a tanning salon, for those of you without TV or internet) made a appearance at a New York gay club Wednesday night as the star of a drag revue event called ‘Tan Mom at Hot Mess,’ where she appeared to have spent the better part of the evening tanning her liver as well. Nine MSN says:

[Tan Mom] flashed her undies, reportedly attacked a drag queen and fell over on the red carpet before dancing drunk onstage at New York gay club XL on Wednesday night.

She also launched an attack against reality TV star Snooki, ranting on camera that she found the new mum “disgusting” and thinks she “should really get on birth control.”

Referencing her arrest, she [slurred]: “my daughter was never in that salon”, before shouting out, “I like to tan, fuck you!” while on stage.

The nicest thing I can say about this is that I’ve never seen someone that drunk who hadn’t already shit themselves. Damn. I’d say it’s officially rock bottom when trannies and drag queens are the ones making fun of YOU.


“Tan Mom” DRUNK at Drag Revue: The Video


h1 Friday, August 31st, 2012

Apologies for the late start, guys. I had a few technical issues this morning. By which I mean “I vomited on the keyboard again.” Nothing a little sawdust and a portable fan can’t fix!

Anyway, speaking of vomit, “Tan Mom” Patricia Krentcil (who was arrested earlier this year after her five-year-old daughter was burned during a visit to a tanning salon, for those of you without TV or internet) made a appearance at a New York gay club Wednesday night as the star of a drag revue event called ‘Tan Mom at Hot Mess,’ where she appeared to have spent the better part of the evening tanning her liver as well. Nine MSN says:

[Tan Mom] flashed her undies, reportedly attacked a drag queen and fell over on the red carpet before dancing drunk onstage at New York gay club XL on Wednesday night.

She also launched an attack against reality TV star Snooki, ranting on camera that she found the new mum “disgusting” and thinks she “should really get on birth control.”

Referencing her arrest, she [slurred]: “my daughter was never in that salon”, before shouting out, “I like to tan, fuck you!” while on stage.

The nicest thing I can say about this is that I’ve never seen someone that drunk who hadn’t already shit themselves. Damn. I’d say it’s officially rock bottom when trannies and drag queens are the ones making fun of YOU.


“Tan Mom” DRUNK at Drag Revue: The Video


h1 Friday, August 31st, 2012

Apologies for the late start, guys. I had a few technical issues this morning. By which I mean “I vomited on the keyboard again.” Nothing a little sawdust and a portable fan can’t fix!

Anyway, speaking of vomit, “Tan Mom” Patricia Krentcil (who was arrested earlier this year after her five-year-old daughter was burned during a visit to a tanning salon, for those of you without TV or internet) made a appearance at a New York gay club Wednesday night as the star of a drag revue event called ‘Tan Mom at Hot Mess,’ where she appeared to have spent the better part of the evening tanning her liver as well. Nine MSN says:

[Tan Mom] flashed her undies, reportedly attacked a drag queen and fell over on the red carpet before dancing drunk onstage at New York gay club XL on Wednesday night.

She also launched an attack against reality TV star Snooki, ranting on camera that she found the new mum “disgusting” and thinks she “should really get on birth control.”

Referencing her arrest, she [slurred]: “my daughter was never in that salon”, before shouting out, “I like to tan, fuck you!” while on stage.

The nicest thing I can say about this is that I’ve never seen someone that drunk who hadn’t already shit themselves. Damn. I’d say it’s officially rock bottom when trannies and drag queens are the ones making fun of YOU.


“Tan Mom” DRUNK at Drag Revue: The Video


h1 Friday, August 31st, 2012

Apologies for the late start, guys. I had a few technical issues this morning. By which I mean “I vomited on the keyboard again.” Nothing a little sawdust and a portable fan can’t fix!

Anyway, speaking of vomit, “Tan Mom” Patricia Krentcil (who was arrested earlier this year after her five-year-old daughter was burned during a visit to a tanning salon, for those of you without TV or internet) made a appearance at a New York gay club Wednesday night as the star of a drag revue event called ‘Tan Mom at Hot Mess,’ where she appeared to have spent the better part of the evening tanning her liver as well. Nine MSN says:

[Tan Mom] flashed her undies, reportedly attacked a drag queen and fell over on the red carpet before dancing drunk onstage at New York gay club XL on Wednesday night.

She also launched an attack against reality TV star Snooki, ranting on camera that she found the new mum “disgusting” and thinks she “should really get on birth control.”

Referencing her arrest, she [slurred]: “my daughter was never in that salon”, before shouting out, “I like to tan, fuck you!” while on stage.

The nicest thing I can say about this is that I’ve never seen someone that drunk who hadn’t already shit themselves. Damn. I’d say it’s officially rock bottom when trannies and drag queens are the ones making fun of YOU.


“Tan Mom” DRUNK at Drag Revue: The Video


h1 Friday, August 31st, 2012

Apologies for the late start, guys. I had a few technical issues this morning. By which I mean “I vomited on the keyboard again.” Nothing a little sawdust and a portable fan can’t fix!

Anyway, speaking of vomit, “Tan Mom” Patricia Krentcil (who was arrested earlier this year after her five-year-old daughter was burned during a visit to a tanning salon, for those of you without TV or internet) made a appearance at a New York gay club Wednesday night as the star of a drag revue event called ‘Tan Mom at Hot Mess,’ where she appeared to have spent the better part of the evening tanning her liver as well. Nine MSN says:

[Tan Mom] flashed her undies, reportedly attacked a drag queen and fell over on the red carpet before dancing drunk onstage at New York gay club XL on Wednesday night.

She also launched an attack against reality TV star Snooki, ranting on camera that she found the new mum “disgusting” and thinks she “should really get on birth control.”

Referencing her arrest, she [slurred]: “my daughter was never in that salon”, before shouting out, “I like to tan, fuck you!” while on stage.

The nicest thing I can say about this is that I’ve never seen someone that drunk who hadn’t already shit themselves. Damn. I’d say it’s officially rock bottom when trannies and drag queens are the ones making fun of YOU.


Jennie Garth, Luke Perry’s Love Is So Great They’re Developing A Sitcom Together


h1 Friday, August 31st, 2012

Luke Perry and Jennie Garth

It’s going to take a lot more than this to convince us that Jennie Garth and Luke Perry aren’t totally and completely in luuuuv. After a couple of “they’re just friends” statements from the Beverly Hills, 90210 stars’ publicists earlier this week, Jennie’s rep tried a different tactic. They’ve been together all the time because they’re working on something!

“They have been spending a lot of time together recently because the two are working on developing a TV sitcom together,” the rep told RumorFix.com. “It will be a multi-camera half-hour show, currently we have producers and writers and are meeting with networks.”

This sounds like both an excellent idea AND a great excuse for those two to spend a lot of time “writing.”

What will this show be about? We kind of think their real-life story is made for adaptation. Much the same way James Van Der Beek plays a caricature of himself on Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, Jennie and Luke could be actors who made their names in a teen soap, and despite their undeniable chemistry, never had their timing right to hook up in real life … until now, when they’re divorced and more mature. But still wacky and fun, naturally.

Or maybe we’ll just go back to writing fanfic.

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