Archive for June, 2012



Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced


h1 Friday, June 29th, 2012

After five years of couch-jumping turkey-basting wedded bliss, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise — apparently, it was as much a shock to him as it was to the rest of us. TMZ says:

Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move.

Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.

We’re told Tom is “very sad” and “did not see this coming.”

This really surprised the hell out of me. I thought for sure there were still five years left on her contract. She must have built up a tolerance to the Xenu juice somehow. Dead eyes like those can’t be faked.

It’s pretty obvious from the look on Suri’s face that they’d just seen “Rock of Ages”:


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced


h1 Friday, June 29th, 2012

After five years of couch-jumping turkey-basting wedded bliss, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise — apparently, it was as much a shock to him as it was to the rest of us. TMZ says:

Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move.

Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.

We’re told Tom is “very sad” and “did not see this coming.”

This really surprised the hell out of me. I thought for sure there were still five years left on her contract. She must have built up a tolerance to the Xenu juice somehow. Dead eyes like those can’t be faked.

It’s pretty obvious from the look on Suri’s face that they’d just seen “Rock of Ages”:


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced


h1 Friday, June 29th, 2012

After five years of couch-jumping turkey-basting wedded bliss, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise — apparently, it was as much a shock to him as it was to the rest of us. TMZ says:

Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move.

Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.

We’re told Tom is “very sad” and “did not see this coming.”

This really surprised the hell out of me. I thought for sure there were still five years left on her contract. She must have built up a tolerance to the Xenu juice somehow. Dead eyes like those can’t be faked.

It’s pretty obvious from the look on Suri’s face that they’d just seen “Rock of Ages”:


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced


h1 Friday, June 29th, 2012

After five years of couch-jumping turkey-basting wedded bliss, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise — apparently, it was as much a shock to him as it was to the rest of us. TMZ says:

Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move.

Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.

We’re told Tom is “very sad” and “did not see this coming.”

This really surprised the hell out of me. I thought for sure there were still five years left on her contract. She must have built up a tolerance to the Xenu juice somehow. Dead eyes like those can’t be faked.

It’s pretty obvious from the look on Suri’s face that they’d just seen “Rock of Ages”:


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced


h1 Friday, June 29th, 2012

After five years of couch-jumping turkey-basting wedded bliss, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise — apparently, it was as much a shock to him as it was to the rest of us. TMZ says:

Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move.

Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.

We’re told Tom is “very sad” and “did not see this coming.”

This really surprised the hell out of me. I thought for sure there were still five years left on her contract. She must have built up a tolerance to the Xenu juice somehow. Dead eyes like those can’t be faked.

It’s pretty obvious from the look on Suri’s face that they’d just seen “Rock of Ages”:


Lindsay Lohan Puts a Gun in Her Mouth


h1 Wednesday, June 27th, 2012

There are over a thousand deaths from gun accidents every year in the United States. I’m sorry to say this wasn’t one of those times.

Lindsay Lohan for Terry Richardson: