Archive for May, 2012



Megan Fox is Starting to Look Pregnant


h1 Thursday, May 31st, 2012

I see they were all out of “Douchenozzle” t-shirts down at the t-shirt emporium. That’s okay, though — I think “Trophy Husband” gets the job done just fine. As would “Kick Here” with two arrows pointing to either one of Brian Austin Green’s kidneys.

Oh, yeah… Megan Fox’s rack looks bigger, which could mean she’s actually pregnant:


Megan Fox is Starting to Look Pregnant


h1 Thursday, May 31st, 2012

I see they were all out of “Douchenozzle” t-shirts down at the t-shirt emporium. That’s okay, though — I think “Trophy Husband” gets the job done just fine. As would “Kick Here” with two arrows pointing to either one of Brian Austin Green’s kidneys.

Oh, yeah… Megan Fox’s rack looks bigger, which could mean she’s actually pregnant:


Megan Fox is Starting to Look Pregnant


h1 Thursday, May 31st, 2012

I see they were all out of “Douchenozzle” t-shirts down at the t-shirt emporium. That’s okay, though — I think “Trophy Husband” gets the job done just fine. As would “Kick Here” with two arrows pointing to either one of Brian Austin Green’s kidneys.

Oh, yeah… Megan Fox’s rack looks bigger, which could mean she’s actually pregnant:


Megan Fox is Starting to Look Pregnant


h1 Thursday, May 31st, 2012

I see they were all out of “Douchenozzle” t-shirts down at the t-shirt emporium. That’s okay, though — I think “Trophy Husband” gets the job done just fine. As would “Kick Here” with two arrows pointing to either one of Brian Austin Green’s kidneys.

Oh, yeah… Megan Fox’s rack looks bigger, which could mean she’s actually pregnant:


Megan Fox is Starting to Look Pregnant


h1 Thursday, May 31st, 2012

I see they were all out of “Douchenozzle” t-shirts down at the t-shirt emporium. That’s okay, though — I think “Trophy Husband” gets the job done just fine. As would “Kick Here” with two arrows pointing to either one of Brian Austin Green’s kidneys.

Oh, yeah… Megan Fox’s rack looks bigger, which could mean she’s actually pregnant:


Jennifer Love Hewitt is as Good at Fashion as She is at Dating


h1 Thursday, May 31st, 2012

A 50-year-old Wolverine impersonator accidentally died while jerking off last week after the three rolls of Saran Wrap he wrapped around himself cut off the oxygen supply to his brain, and even that’s not as embarrassing as being seen in the outfit Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wearing in these pictures. Wild hearts can’t be broken, but they can sure can be ravaged by obesity-related heart disease. Something for Jennifer Love Hewitt and her saddlebags to think about.

Meeting with her stylists — no, really: