This Saturday is a real turning point for the career of Lindsay Lohan. The actress, who swears she’s sober, will be hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, with [INSERT RANDOM INTERNET CELEBRITY] as the musical guest. The country will be tuning in for a few reasons: To relive the good ol’ days of Lindsay as a great SNL host, and to wait for that inevitable moment where she screws up so that we can all point our fingers at our screens and scream “DRUGGY!!!”
Now, personally, I’ll be rooting for LiLo this Saturday, because I don’t have a black soul that thrives on hatred. (LOL I do though.) But if these candid photos from last night reveal anything, it’s that homegirl is revving up for her biggest part yet! Staring directly into and then past your soul. Seriously, keep the bloodstain away from the girl.
More photos with light, meaningless commentary ahead.
Bright side: I love that sweater.
Here she is leaving the Lattanzi Ristorante in NYC. Lattanzi is an Italian word for “DYE IT RED ALREADY.”
Just when you THINK she’s going to pull that weave off her head…
She decides against it.
Her hands are looking less corpsy, surely a good sign.
I had unlimited salad at the Olive Garden last night and didn’t not look like this.
To be fair, I was slightly grainier.
[Photos via LindsayLohanSource and Splash News Online]