Celebrity Bathwater

Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:

The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.

Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.

Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:

The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.

Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.

Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:

The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.

Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.

Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:

The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.

Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.

Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:

The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.

Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.

Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:

The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.

Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.