Archive for June, 2011



Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures


h1 Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Here’s some random pictures of Italian-American model Melissa Satta in Spain. I could throw out some random facts about her, but that would just be beating around the bush and not talking about the proverbial elephant in the room. Or, in this case, the camel. You see then, my dilemma. It’s just one of the problems that face me in celebrity blogging, like finding a way to insert double entendres into posts. It’s an art form, really.


Related Stories


Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures


h1 Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Here’s some random pictures of Italian-American model Melissa Satta in Spain. I could throw out some random facts about her, but that would just be beating around the bush and not talking about the proverbial elephant in the room. Or, in this case, the camel. You see then, my dilemma. It’s just one of the problems that face me in celebrity blogging, like finding a way to insert double entendres into posts. It’s an art form, really.


Related Stories


Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures


h1 Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Here’s some random pictures of Italian-American model Melissa Satta in Spain. I could throw out some random facts about her, but that would just be beating around the bush and not talking about the proverbial elephant in the room. Or, in this case, the camel. You see then, my dilemma. It’s just one of the problems that face me in celebrity blogging, like finding a way to insert double entendres into posts. It’s an art form, really.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Related Stories


Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures


h1 Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Here’s some random pictures of Italian-American model Melissa Satta in Spain. I could throw out some random facts about her, but that would just be beating around the bush and not talking about the proverbial elephant in the room. Or, in this case, the camel. You see then, my dilemma. It’s just one of the problems that face me in celebrity blogging, like finding a way to insert double entendres into posts. It’s an art form, really.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Related Stories


Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures


h1 Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Here’s some random pictures of Italian-American model Melissa Satta in Spain. I could throw out some random facts about her, but that would just be beating around the bush and not talking about the proverbial elephant in the room. Or, in this case, the camel. You see then, my dilemma. It’s just one of the problems that face me in celebrity blogging, like finding a way to insert double entendres into posts. It’s an art form, really.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Related Stories


Quickies: Avoid Eye Contact


h1 Thursday, June 30th, 2011

 

Mark-Paul Gosselar shows off his freshly shorn legs. I’m not impressed until I see a freshly shorn scrotum. It’s really quite breathtaking. (Jezebel)

Rihanna puts the pinch on her own ass. (Celeb Jihad)

Irina Shayk puts the motion in Cristiano Ronaldo’s ocean. (Moe Jackson)

Brigitte Nielsen used to be hot, now is just a scary older verion of Pink.  (Hollywood Rag)

Aaron Carter claims Michael Jackson gave him Jesus juice wine  and pixie dust cocaine when he was 15.  (Bitten & Bound)

Miley Cyrus celebrates her “braless lifestyle” by wearing thin white tops. (Amy Grindhouse)

Kate Moss is supposed to marry her Hitler-loving fiance today. I wonder if the Nazi National Anthem will play as their processional. (Holy Moly!)

Michelle Hunziker whacks a ball while wearing a bikini.(The Grumpiest)

68 pages of Laeticia Casta. I’d say your weekend is booked. (Use My Computer)

Jonathan Rhys-Myers didn’t try to commit suicide, he’s just a fall-down, pass-out drunk. (Bricks and Stones)

Nadya Suleman is having serious buyer’s remorse, claiming she “hates” the babies, and her six older children are “animals”. Funny coming from a woman who gave birth like animals do–in a litter.(Celebitchy)

An Anna Paquin retrosextive, for the fae lover in you. (City Rag)

Rumor has it that Kirsten Stewart will play the part of accused killer Casey Anthony, based on her “vacant, deer-in-the-headlights look”. That’s what I want on my resume! “Ability to hold a vacant, deer-in-the-headlights expression for long periods of time.”  (ONTD)

Tara Reid has become that crazy lady who steals shopping carts to push her dog around in. (The Blemish)

Vanessa Hudgens irons in her underwear, with a bright light and fans blowing. Doesn’t everybody? (Celebrity Odor)

You’ll never guess who got drunk last night. I’ll give you a hint: Lindsay Lohan. (Celeb Slam)

Related Stories