Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
This must be one of those cases of “life imitating art” you’re always hearing about. Or in this case, life imitating fart, because “I Kissed a Girl” is one of the biggest pieces of shit to hit the airwaves in the last two decades. Only Katy Perry could make antimimesis seem so completely un-cerebral.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
Here’s a preview clip of the new single from Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, titled, as you’d expect, “The Things Happening.” JOKES! It’s called “The Situation”. His second single will be titled “That’s Right, The Situation”.
He doesn’t actually sing, but he does say “The Situation” a bunch of times, and the lyrics are ab-mazing: “Grab some ass, drink some ‘Yac, I ain’t doin’ sh*t til I get my cash”? It’s like the Weird Al parody of The Situation, only more accurate and doesn’t mention Scientology or whatever:
(via Dlisted)