Saturday, May 29th, 2010
Paramore’s Hayley Williams attempted to DM this topless picture of herself to her boyfriend, but instead wound up posting it for all to see on the internet. She took it down almost immediately, but we all know “immediately” is about 3 minutes too late in internet time. That does about as much good as pulling out two seconds after you blow your load. Just ask your mom how well that worked out for her.
In case you doubted it was really her, some queer spent a good two hours piecing together proof of its authenticity using references from her other Twitpics (after the jump). Sonya’s in all next week while I recover from all the holiday binge drinking, so you bastards enjoy your Memorial’s Day weekend and try not to get arrested, because that really hurts my traffic.
What the hell is going on with Sarah Jessica Parker’s hands? I’ve seen roosters and velociraptors with less frightening talons. I think it’s pretty obvious that an old fakir put a spell on it to punish those who dare to interfere with fate. Don’t ask it to grant your wishes, it’s a trick!
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Forgot to post this the other day, but as an 80s bully would say, “Better late than never you little anemone!” They wouldn’t actually say “anemone,” but it’s the only English word I could’ve put there that would’ve been the slightest bit exaggerated from the actual 80s bully insults in the video below, of which there are many. Spader-ler Alert!
Language NSFW, and also NDAA (not dated at all):