Dennis Hopper Dies At 74
Saturday, May 29th, 2010
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Paramore’s Hayley Williams Topless Twitter Pic
Friday, May 28th, 2010
Paramore’s Hayley Williams attempted to DM this topless picture of herself to her boyfriend, but instead wound up posting it for all to see on the internet. She took it down almost immediately, but we all know “immediately” is about 3 minutes too late in internet time. That does about as much good as pulling out two seconds after you blow your load. Just ask your mom how well that worked out for her.
In case you doubted it was really her, some queer spent a good two hours piecing together proof of its authenticity using references from her other Twitpics (after the jump). Sonya’s in all next week while I recover from all the holiday binge drinking, so you bastards enjoy your Memorial’s Day weekend and try not to get arrested, because that really hurts my traffic.
Cuddles,
Abby
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Sarah Jessic Parker’s Hands Are Disgusting
Friday, May 28th, 2010
What the hell is going on with Sarah Jessica Parker’s hands? I’ve seen roosters and velociraptors with less frightening talons. I think it’s pretty obvious that an old fakir put a spell on it to punish those who dare to interfere with fate. Don’t ask it to grant your wishes, it’s a trick!
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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Quickies: Father Knows Best
Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
In honor of Lost, the Five Television Finales That Nearly Ruined The Series. (Pajiba)
Gwyneth Paltrow answers the age-old question, “What happens when hair helmet meets the mullet?” (CityRag)
The real girls of Hooters… are real disappointing. (UseMyComputer)
NHL’s Sean Avery caught with trannies! (The Dirty)
John Travolta’s wife will harvest not one, but TWO Xenulings in the fall! (CelebNewsWire)
Katy Perry gives “thigh-high” the finger and splits her dress all the way to the crotch. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Hulk Hogan is suing Cocoa Pebbles cereal manufacturers. I swear I’m not making this up. “BARNEY! MY COPYRIGHTED APPROPRIATED IMAGE!” (Hollywood Rag)
Sarah Jessica Parker calls Matthew Broderick “average.” (Socialite Life)
Is Taylor Swift drunk in this new video? (CelebJihad)
Joe Jonas is such a massive pussy that he had his dad break up with Demi Lovato for him. (Gabby Babble)
Bret Michaels’ triumphart return to television. No, that’s not a typo. (Celebrity Smack)
Ten videos of people stupider than you. (Caveman Circus)
The Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out, and you can download it for free here. (The Blemish)
Even Jessica Simpson’s armpits are fucking fat at this point. (CelebSlam)
Jesse James’ stepmom rebuffs his claims that he was beaten by his father. (The Superficial)
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