Celebrity Bathwater

Those people at Vogue Russia are some wacky people. Here they’ve thrown a mishmash of boxing gear, evening dresses, weird man-girdle things together with Alessandra Ambrosio and some awfully fey men who are trying their best to look interested in her and not each other.  I’d love to hear the Russian photographer’s coaching for this one:

” Yes, look like you are sexy boxer-lady, but also at same time, fairy princess.”

“No, I need girdle to be tighter, so man-package is more, “hello, here I am”.

“Vat do you mean, ‘Vy does Sasha get to wear studded headgear?’  Shut up and vet your lips, Ivan.”

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Here is video footage of Whitney Houston singing “I Will Always Love You” while likely holding invisible drug paraphernalia at the O2 Arena in London on Sunday. Billboard.com points out that Whit warned the crowd of her strained vocals, saying:

She don’t want to come, my soprano friend…sometimes the old girl says, ‘Not tonight. I’m not doing it.’ I want to do it, but she doesn’t want to. I’ve had long talks with her about it. Tonight she’s feeling a little [inaudible]…temperamental, even.

It hurts us to say this, but listening to this clip, we can’t help but think Whitney might want to rethink ever touring again, lest she finds her “Soprano Friend” has Brooks-Was-Here’d herself in a random Tempe, AZ dressing room.

OPEN THREAD TIME: Is Whitney Houston’s Career Over?

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Kim Zolciak of “Real Housewives” forgot to look down on her way out of the house. (BricksandStones)

Scarlett Johansson: I didn’t want to just be the sensual vision in a tight outfit…says the girl in a tight bodysuit. (Celebitchy)

Michelle Trachtenberg enjoys the Joy of Bacon. (Celebslam)

The official sexiest woman in the whole world Cheryl Cole does a sexy shoot. (Holy Moly!)

Join in on the Kate Hudson titty watch. (Dlisted)

Megan Fox as a greasy corseted whore in Jonah Hex. (Popoholic)

Kate Gosselin’s shitty book bombs, world laughs. (Litely Salted)

Erin Cummings at the Nightmare on Elm Street premiere. (UseMyComputer)

Lindsay Lohan is headed toward the pokey. (The Blemish)

Ricky Martin gets political at the Billboard Latin Music Awards. (Socialite Life)

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Every morning I wake up and wonder about the following: If I had to have tea with one person on the tattooed face of the Earth, who would that be?

The answer is and has always been: Mike Tyson.

Today, a breakthrough. Comedian and former college improve partner (We were cool like dat! Kids still say dat, right?) Reese Waters took high tea with Mike Tyson at an ultra-elegant hotel in Manhattan recently for The Daily Line on the Versus Network.

Prepare to be floored by Mike’s unrelenting class and charm. Said with no sarcasm. The honey drizzling alone has us reaching for the nearest corgi with which to accompany us to the Queen’s house.