Archive for March, 2010



S.S. I Heart Aussies


h1 Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

So Sam Worthington isn’t the most gorgeous man on the planet, but I think he’s pretty hot in a guy-next-door kind of way. He seems to be pretty down-to-earth despite his huge mega success. And he has an Australian accent, and there ain’t nothing like an Aussie accent on a hot guy that makes my panties drop. Am I right ladies? (See also, Hugh Jackman) Ho yeah!

At the ShoWest 2010 Award Ceremony:

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Quickies: Spank You Very Much


h1 Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

100% lesbian Tila Tequila claims via Twitter that she’s going to rape her boyfriend. Uh, what? (Litely Salted)

Katy Perry sports some cameltoe. (Glamcrunch)

Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan, including ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who is calling for her suicide. Ouch. (Celebslam)

Michael Lohan holds a press conference to tell everyone what they already knew about his daughter. I’m just surprised anyone showed up. (Holy Moly!)

Ricky Martin’s coming out may not have been so much “on his own terms”  as “his shrewish boyfriend threatened to out him if he didn’t do it himself”. (omg blog)

Because it’s the thing to do now, Jesse James checks himself into sex rehab. Oh please, it’s not a disease, it’s called being a shitty husband and person in general. (CelebNewsWire)

Blathering idiot Sean Penn gets owned by Maria Conchita Alonso. Hee! The downside is, she’s now on his “you should die from rectal cancer” list. (Agent Bedhead)

Jane Marsh at the premiere of ” Clash of the Titans”. (Moe Jackson)

A lady in granny panties and lace legging pretending to be Lady Gaga. (Socialite Life)

Candice Swanepoel promoting Victoria’s Secret new “The Nakeds” collection in Chicago. (Hollywood Rag)

Tiger Woods had period sex with Mindy Lawton, according to The Enquirer, who picked up her used tampon to use as proof.  (The Blemish)

Blake Lively bent over, chained and spanked. You’re welcome. (Celeb Jihad)

Elizabeth Taylor says she doesn’t want any more life-saving surgeries. (Celebitchy)

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Glee Desperate Not to Be The Gayest Show on Television


h1 Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

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Dannii Minogue Photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar Australia


h1 Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Here’s the beautiful Dannii Minogue for Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Let’s all be silent for a moment while we soak up the rays of her gloriousness and curse the editors of the magazine for not including more pictures of her in this issue! Misers! A curse on you and your unfeeling stinginess!

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Stephanie Meyer Has To Stop With The Twilights and Suches


h1 Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

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While You Were Baking A Shiv In To A Cake For Lil Wayne


h1 Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

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