Celebrity Bathwater

I thought I’d switch things up today and put up pictures of a dude shirtless instead of our regular installment of T & A. Clearly, it was a horrible mistake.

Mentalist star Simon Baker topless (and actually surfing after the jump):

Really, isn’t it possible cats and dogs and all of God’s creatures have bad vision? Highly possible, we say.

In an unrelated story, here is a video of a Japanese business cat using a Japanese hotel booking website. The last shot of it will one day by my NY Times vows photo. BEST 13 SECONDS YOU WILL SPEND ALL WEEK. (via Buzzfeed)

Meet Tila Tequila’s new baby. Somebody might wanna tell her it’s plastic. (Litely Salted)

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D has a dirty history! (The Dirty)

Because George Lucas isn’t done raping your childhood. (Agent Bedhead)

Emma Watson gets dirrrrty for Vs magazine. (Glamzilla)

Britney Spears is gonna save Haiti with a yard and a half of sequined fabric. (CelebNewsWire)

Lindsay Lohan’s dad arrested — again. (TMZ)

Meet pregnant man number two, Scott Moore. (Right TV)

The gorgeous Irina Sheik is featured in the 2010 Beach Bunny Collection! (Moe Jackson)

Kate Hudson photographed with a little powder under her nose! (Hollywood Rag)

Kelis wins the award for Most Stupid Outfit Ever. Sorry, Lady Gaga! (Holy Moly)

The always cute Zooey Deschanel. (UseMyComputer)

Rihanna is heartbroken over the death of Jasmina Anema. (Socialite Life)

Black Eyed Thieves — Fergie and company busted ripping off another group’s song. (City Rag)

Maggie Rizer’s boobs are hanging out. (Drunken Stepfather)

Marisa Miller gets booylicious for Victoria’s Secret. (popoholic)