Celebrity Bathwater

I thought I’d switch things up today and put up pictures of a dude shirtless instead of our regular installment of T & A. Clearly, it was a horrible mistake.

Mentalist star Simon Baker topless (and actually surfing after the jump):

Really, isn’t it possible cats and dogs and all of God’s creatures have bad vision? Highly possible, we say.

In an unrelated story, here is a video of a Japanese business cat using a Japanese hotel booking website. The last shot of it will one day by my NY Times vows photo. BEST 13 SECONDS YOU WILL SPEND ALL WEEK. (via Buzzfeed)

Meet Tila Tequila’s new baby. Somebody might wanna tell her it’s plastic. (Litely Salted)

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D has a dirty history! (The Dirty)

Because George Lucas isn’t done raping your childhood. (Agent Bedhead)

Emma Watson gets dirrrrty for Vs magazine. (Glamzilla)

Britney Spears is gonna save Haiti with a yard and a half of sequined fabric. (CelebNewsWire)

Lindsay Lohan’s dad arrested — again. (TMZ)

Meet pregnant man number two, Scott Moore. (Right TV)

The gorgeous Irina Sheik is featured in the 2010 Beach Bunny Collection! (Moe Jackson)

Kate Hudson photographed with a little powder under her nose! (Hollywood Rag)

Kelis wins the award for Most Stupid Outfit Ever. Sorry, Lady Gaga! (Holy Moly)

The always cute Zooey Deschanel. (UseMyComputer)

Rihanna is heartbroken over the death of Jasmina Anema. (Socialite Life)

Black Eyed Thieves — Fergie and company busted ripping off another group’s song. (City Rag)

Maggie Rizer’s boobs are hanging out. (Drunken Stepfather)

Marisa Miller gets booylicious for Victoria’s Secret. (popoholic)

Amanda Bynes finds a use for Twitter. (TheBlemish)

So does Eli Roth, who almost died and lived to Tweet about it. (EvilBeet)

Mariah Carey was totally (and hilariously) messed up on some serious shit at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. (LitelySalted)

Natalie Portman is valiantly continuing her quest to shove her foot so far in her mouth that she ends up swallowing her leg whole. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali say goodbye to St. Barths. (PopSugar)

Taylor Lautner is the highest paid teen actor. (ASL)

Jessica Simpson curled her hair, and apparently it’s supposed to be important. (TheSuperficial)

Holly Madison likes to lounge on shirtless men. (HollywoodRag)

Kate Gosselin is on the cover of People, and she unbelievably found a new hairdo that made her old one look good by comparison. (DListed)

The spectacle of famewhores “mourning” Casey Johnson continues. (Allie)

Amanda Seyfried is on the cover of the Feb 2010 issue of Lucky magazine. (JustJared)

Jennifer Lopez thinks she deserves an Oscar. (CelebNewsWire)

Gary Coleman is in hospital. (CelebSmack)