Celebrity Bathwater

At first glance this looks like a deleted scene from Pan’s Labyrinth, but it’s actually a promo for Season 6 of Lost over in Spain. This is way cooler than anything ABC has given us so far, but it also FINALLY proves my theory I’ve had since season 1: The whole show was just God and the Devil playing chess with old Party of Five action figures because they… wait for it… LOST the regular pieces (note: my mind is blown!). Also God is playing Radiohead on his iPod. It all makes complete sense now:

[via sl-LOST.com]

It’s a scientific fact that supermodel Helena Christensen is naked in two-thirds of the pictures ever taken of her, while the remaining third are just pictures of her topless. These pics from the January issue of Elle magazine would fall into the latter of those two categories. It’s also a scientific fact that if you use the words like “latter” and “contrariwise” and “theretofore” in a post, you can make a bunch of gibberish about boobs sound like fancy gentleman’s talk. You might want to extend your pinky and adjust your top hat while reading this.