Archive for November, 2009

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Concert: Self-Serving BS, But Exciting, Star-Studded Self-Serving BS

h1 Monday, November 30th, 2009

Do I Really Need To Explain Why I Hate ?The Wizard Of Oz??

h1 Monday, November 30th, 2009

SPOILER ALERT: Lost Was Just A Spanish Board Game All Along

h1 Monday, November 30th, 2009

At first glance this looks like a deleted scene from Pan’s Labyrinth, but it’s actually a promo for Season 6 of Lost over in Spain. This is way cooler than anything ABC has given us so far, but it also FINALLY proves my theory I’ve had since season 1: The whole show was just God and the Devil playing chess with old Party of Five action figures because they… wait for it… LOST the regular pieces (note: my mind is blown!). Also God is playing Radiohead on his iPod. It all makes complete sense now:


S.S. Helena Christensen Topless in Elle Magazine

h1 Monday, November 30th, 2009


It’s a scientific fact that supermodel Helena Christensen is naked in two-thirds of the pictures ever taken of her, while the remaining third are just pictures of her topless. These pics from the January issue of Elle magazine would fall into the latter of those two categories. It’s also a scientific fact that if you use the words like “latter” and “contrariwise” and “theretofore” in a post, you can make a bunch of gibberish about boobs sound like fancy gentleman’s talk. You might want to extend your pinky and adjust your top hat while reading this.


If These Tiger Woods Updates Got Any Juicier, They?d Be A Gushers Commercial

h1 Monday, November 30th, 2009

Quickies: A Farewell to Arms

h1 Thursday, November 5th, 2009


Find out why Sandra Bullock is suing a porn star! And no, it’s not because the porn star was unintentionally funnier in “Clitty Clitty Bang Bang” than Sandra was in “All About Steve.” (Celebitchy)

Brad Pitt has dingleberries in his billy goat muff. (Litely Salted)

Natalie Portman and Padma Lakshmi have dirty minds! (Celebrity Odor)

Ernest Hemigway’s great-granddaughter gets naked for the camera. The bell tolls for thee, bitches! (CityRag)

Blake Lively in a bustier in Marie Claire magazine. (Moe Jackson)

Watch part one of Rihanna’s Good Morning America interview where she says she’s “ashamed and embarrassed.” But not by her hair, apparently. (Socialite Life)

Mini-Me is a homicidal psychopath, according to the California legal system. (Hollywood Rag)

Steve Guttenberg refuses to fade away gracefully — and it’s called “Three Men and a Bride.” (Holy Moly)

Miranda Kerr in the November issue of CS magazine. (use my computer)

Sophie Reade has gigantic boobs. That is all. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Find out what Carrie Prejean has to say about her fledgling porn career on the Today Show. (The Dirty)

Britney Spears goes braless, and her nipples go due south. Yuck. (Hollywood PQ)

October might be over, but it’s never to later to rocktober out with your cocktober out with these Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame performances. (Thighs Wide Shut)

All the Carmen Electra you can stand. (Rod Ryan)

Girls of the Sybian sans top. (Howard Stern)

Heidi Klum deemed to fat to walk the runway at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! (The Blemish)