The 15 Movies To Be Excited About in 2009
Friday, July 31st, 2009
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S.S. George Clooney’s New Girlfriend… TOPLESS!!!
Friday, July 31st, 2009
Someone* sent me these pictures of what is supposed to be George Clooney’s new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis topless. Now, I can’t vouch for their authenticity, because half the pictures don’t even look like the same girl and her nipples look completely different in every shot. I’m talking size, color, Montgomery tubercles density — the works. But one thing I do know is that she played a nun who shows her tits in some movie called “Virgin Territory,” and frankly, that’s all the proof I needed to go ahead and run with it. Also, there were boobs. If it’s fancy “accuracy” and “facts” you want, I’m pretty sure that dude from PBS has a blog.
*Alert reader DeezNuts. Thank you from the back of my tonsils!
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Cheating on Both Sides in Reggie Bush/Kim Kardashian Split
Friday, July 31st, 2009
Both Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have publicly maintained that cheating had nothing to do with their split earlier this week. In fact, “nobody cheated” was pretty much the only quote they gave to Us Weekly. But methinks the couple doth protest too much! Radar Online says
Cheating charges are flying BOTH WAYS in the relationship now.
Fox News broke the story that Reggie saw text messages from Kanye West on Kim’s phone and “flipped out.” The messages were [reportedly] more than just friendly.
Now a sexy Latino model in Miami is claiming she had a [months-long] affair with Reggie that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and X-rated texts and phone messages, and [she] has been threatening to take her story public to the highest bidding magazine.
Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it. The model did have video of herself in Bush’s house.
I just hope Reggie had the foresight to pee all over the model in the video. That way he and Kim could put aside their differences and get a “Wet ‘n Wild” sex tape box set in the works. I think I know a “golden” idea when I hear one!
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