Celebrity Bathwater

• ACTIVIST: Miss California Carrie Prejean announced on the Today Show that she will campaign against gay rights. I may not agree with her politics, but I admire her...I guess, ability to get on the Today Show. (Huffington Post)
• DAAAAAAD: Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone says that Leno's new 10:00 show "doesn't stand a chance" because CSI will "beat the hell out of him." He then whipped out a shiv and challenged all of ABC and FOX to a rumble before being calmed down by his associates. (Hollywood Reporter)
• E-STRANGE REQUEST: Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel finally ANNOUNCED A NEW... project to save a carousel? What the hell? (Gawker)
• HALF-ASSED: These new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince posters should grab the attention of moviegoers who love seeing a person behind another person (watch out, person in the foreground!!!) (ONTD)
• HONORARY EIGHTH GRADER: It's impossible not to have masturbation on your brain when you're broadcasting for the Yankees. And Wang wasn't even pitching. (Awful Announcing)

Hi Guys, This week, I'm sitting down for an interview with actress of the stage and screen Melora Hardin, better known as Jan Levinson-Gould, to chat about all the amazing projects she's working on -- including her directorial debut, a movie called You. We know how many of you out there are fans of Melora's, so we figured we'd open up the floor and accept your questions. So... what would you like to ask Melora?? Send your questions to tips@bwe.tv, and you might make it into the interview! Until then, check out the website for Melora's film, You. But keep the tissues handy. It's a good way to test if your ducts are working properly. Michelle

Anoop Desai doesn't need to win American Idol to appear on VH1. In fact, Best Week Ever booked him LONG before he even auditioned for that show. True story. Watch him tomorrow night at 11pm on VH1, and get another sneak preview right here:

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You know I like to give you girls something nice to look at, but I didn’t want to leave the guys out of it either. Well, I have come across the perfect solution: Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman at the X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere! Yes! I have found the perfect balance! Maybe I should move on to achieving world peace now. For now, we can all be at peace ogling these two.

Halle Berry:

Hugh Jackman, plus a little Ryan Reynolds:

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You may bleach and dye and straighten the girl until she doesn’t really look black anymore, but you can never take away her desire for over-the-top, showy clothes and bling-bling. If it doesn’t have sequins and a mermaid hem, then it has a train that requires its own handler (see Toby adjusting it below?) I think I saw this dress on a Bob Mackie for Barbie dress back in the 80’s. Do you girls remember those? Those were so ridiculously awesome. That Sears Wishbook would come every Christmastime and I’d eagerly flip to see what spangled, sequined creation would be outfitting Barbie that year. I never got one, dammit. Maybe Beyonce didn’t get one either, and that’s why she’s been dressing like a peacock.

At the premiere of the shitty-looking new movie “Obsessed”:

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Our favorite source for all things news, In Touch Magazine, has revealed that before Gwen Stefani became his wife, rocker Gavin Rossdale shared feelings for yet another beautiful woman, pictured above. Indeed, that's Gavin, rocking an original costume from Legend, and his former flame Marilyn, the luscious British pop star of the 80s. You know, we can see what Gavin saw in Marilyn: The curvy body, the long blonde hair, the sensuous lips, the giant dong-- (pause)(blink, blink) The Giant Dong. Nowwwwwwwwwww we understand why Gavin's denying the romance. He used to date a man who looks exactly like his wife. You know what? F*ck it, they still make a beautiful couple. Gavs, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Marilyn is gorgeous. Be honest, fellas, 2 tequilas and you'd be drunk dialing this bish on any given 2 am weeknight.