Archive for April, 2009


h1 Thursday, April 30th, 2009
  • ACTIVIST: Miss California Carrie Prejean announced on the Today Show that she will campaign against gay rights. I may not agree with her politics, but I admire her...I guess, ability to get on the Today Show. (Huffington Post)
  • DAAAAAAD: Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone says that Leno's new 10:00 show "doesn't stand a chance" because CSI will "beat the hell out of him." He then whipped out a shiv and challenged all of ABC and FOX to a rumble before being calmed down by his associates. (Hollywood Reporter)
  • E-STRANGE REQUEST: Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel finally ANNOUNCED A NEW... project to save a carousel? What the hell? (Gawker)
  • HALF-ASSED: These new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince posters should grab the attention of moviegoers who love seeing a person behind another person (watch out, person in the foreground!!!) (ONTD)
  • HONORARY EIGHTH GRADER: It's impossible not to have masturbation on your brain when you're broadcasting for the Yankees. And Wang wasn't even pitching. (Awful Announcing)

Ask Melora Hardin a Question!

h1 Thursday, April 30th, 2009
JAN LEVINSON GOULD 1.JPGHi Guys, This week, I'm sitting down for an interview with actress of the stage and screen Melora Hardin, better known as Jan Levinson-Gould, to chat about all the amazing projects she's working on -- including her directorial debut, a movie called You. We know how many of you out there are fans of Melora's, so we figured we'd open up the floor and accept your questions. So... what would you like to ask Melora?? Send your questions to [email protected], and you might make it into the interview! Until then, check out the website for Melora's film, You. But keep the tissues handy. It's a good way to test if your ducts are working properly. Michelle


h1 Thursday, April 30th, 2009
Anoop Desai doesn't need to win American Idol to appear on VH1. In fact, Best Week Ever booked him LONG before he even auditioned for that show. True story. Watch him tomorrow night at 11pm on VH1, and get another sneak preview right here:

S.S. Double Your Pleasure

h1 Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Halle Berry & Hugh Jackman

You know I like to give you girls something nice to look at, but I didn’t want to leave the guys out of it either. Well, I have come across the perfect solution: Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman at the X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere! Yes! I have found the perfect balance! Maybe I should move on to achieving world peace now. For now, we can all be at peace ogling these two.

Halle Berry:

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Hugh Jackman, plus a little Ryan Reynolds:

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Beyonce is Demure

h1 Friday, April 24th, 2009

Beyonce at the Premiere of Obsessed

You may bleach and dye and straighten the girl until she doesn’t really look black anymore, but you can never take away her desire for over-the-top, showy clothes and bling-bling. If it doesn’t have sequins and a mermaid hem, then it has a train that requires its own handler (see Toby adjusting it below?) I think I saw this dress on a Bob Mackie for Barbie dress back in the 80’s. Do you girls remember those? Those were so ridiculously awesome. That Sears Wishbook would come every Christmastime and I’d eagerly flip to see what spangled, sequined creation would be outfitting Barbie that year. I never got one, dammit. Maybe Beyonce didn’t get one either, and that’s why she’s been dressing like a peacock.

At the premiere of the shitty-looking new movie “Obsessed”:

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Britney Stops Concert Because Of Pot Smoke, Lack Of Rocking With C*cks Out

h1 Thursday, April 9th, 2009
During a recent concert in Vancouver, Britney abruptly stopped left the stage for more than thirty minutes because of pot smoke in the air, making sure to drop an impromptu "don't smoke weed - rock out with your c*cks out" PSA to the crowd while departing. I can't decide if this is typical concert diva-ish behavior, a self-conscious attempt to receive positive publicity from the anti-drug camp, or if it's just regular ol' Britney zaniness. I'm guessing a sampler platter of all three:
(via WWTDD)