Celebrity Bathwater

?OF THE DAY

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

ACTIVIST: Miss California Carrie Prejean announced on the Today Show that she will campaign against gay rights. I may not agree with her politics, but I admire her...I guess, ability to get on the Today Show. (Huffington Post)
DAAAAAAD: Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone says that Leno's new 10:00 show "doesn't stand a chance" because CSI will "beat the hell out of him." He then whipped out a shiv and challenged all of ABC and FOX to a rumble before being calmed down by his associates. (Hollywood Reporter)
E-STRANGE REQUEST: Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel finally ANNOUNCED A NEW... project to save a carousel? What the hell? (Gawker)
HALF-ASSED: These new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince posters should grab the attention of moviegoers who love seeing a person behind another person (watch out, person in the foreground!!!) (ONTD)
HONORARY EIGHTH GRADER: It's impossible not to have masturbation on your brain when you're broadcasting for the Yankees. And Wang wasn't even pitching. (Awful Announcing)

Posted in Best Week Ever, Syndicated | Hurry, be first one to comment »

Hi Guys, This week, I'm sitting down for an interview with actress of the stage and screen Melora Hardin, better known as Jan Levinson-Gould, to chat about all the amazing projects she's working on -- including her directorial debut, a movie called You. We know how many of you out there are fans of Melora's, so we figured we'd open up the floor and accept your questions. So... what would you like to ask Melora?? Send your questions to tips@bwe.tv, and you might make it into the interview! Until then, check out the website for Melora's film, You. But keep the tissues handy. It's a good way to test if your ducts are working properly. Michelle

Posted in Best Week Ever, Syndicated | Hurry, be first one to comment »

BEST WEEK EVER PREVIEW: More Anoop Desai

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Anoop Desai doesn't need to win American Idol to appear on VH1. In fact, Best Week Ever booked him LONG before he even auditioned for that show. True story. Watch him tomorrow night at 11pm on VH1, and get another sneak preview right here:

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

Posted in Best Week Ever, Syndicated | Hurry, be first one to comment »

S.S. Double Your Pleasure

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

You know I like to give you girls something nice to look at, but I didn’t want to leave the guys out of it either. Well, I have come across the perfect solution: Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman at the X-Men Origins: Wolverine premiere! Yes! I have found the perfect balance! Maybe I should move on to achieving world peace now. For now, we can all be at peace ogling these two.

Halle Berry:

Hugh Jackman, plus a little Ryan Reynolds:

Beyonce is Demure

Friday, April 24th, 2009

You may bleach and dye and straighten the girl until she doesn’t really look black anymore, but you can never take away her desire for over-the-top, showy clothes and bling-bling. If it doesn’t have sequins and a mermaid hem, then it has a train that requires its own handler (see Toby adjusting it below?) I think I saw this dress on a Bob Mackie for Barbie dress back in the 80’s. Do you girls remember those? Those were so ridiculously awesome. That Sears Wishbook would come every Christmastime and I’d eagerly flip to see what spangled, sequined creation would be outfitting Barbie that year. I never got one, dammit. Maybe Beyonce didn’t get one either, and that’s why she’s been dressing like a peacock.

At the premiere of the shitty-looking new movie “Obsessed”:

Penthouse Pet Taya Parker Wins Rock of Love Bus

Monday, April 13th, 2009

taya-parker-rock-of-love-bus-winner

Wanna know who the big winner of “Rock of Love Bus” is? Oh, come on — don’t act like you don’t watch it. According to LA Late

The third [installment of the] “Rock Of” series was down to Mindy and Taya — [and] the winner of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is Taya Laurie Parker!

Taya Parker has a huge resume. She’s been in the January 2008 issue of Penthouse magazine, Penthouse Pet Of The Year for 2009; she was 2007’s Exotic Dancer of the Year; she’s been on Playboy.com, Playboy Girls, Playboy’s Busty Babes, and several other versions of the Playboy brand.

Michaels has told TV Guide he is still in love with Taya

The series was confirmed in December as the final Rock Of special. So if this one isn’t love, then no more chances.

And if the whole “Bret Michael’s future wife thing” doesn’t work out, Taya Parker can always carve out her name in the ~~anals~~ annals of genetics research as the missing link between (NSFW) human and simian genitalia.

Honing her craft in various LSFW Penthouse spreads here; all the NSFW beefy vagina you can stomach after the jump.