Celebrity Bathwater

These Heidi Klum pictures aren’t new, but unless you’d rather look at Bai Ling or some WWE “ladies”, you’ll take these and you’ll like ‘em because they are by far the sexiest things I can find today.  They’re from a Russell James photoshoot for some book or other, I think.  I don’t really remember, because I wasn’t paying much attention when I read the tags.  I assumed you wouldn’t care.  Because it’s Heidi Klum.  And she’s naked.  What else do you need to know?

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• BENNY JR: Original Rent cast members Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel are expecting their first child after 13 years together. Do you think the kid already comes out of the womb sick of "Seasons of Love," or does he have to get to high school first? (Us Weekly)
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We have no reason for posting the above photo, other than that it is just about the most amazing thing we've ever seen. Please make this viral so that we may dress up like this gun-wielding yente for Halloween. oh PS She shot a guy while in her wheelchair. Gun-toting granny who shot 'mugger' faces $5m lawsuit (now she wishes she'd killed him when she had the chance) -- via The Daily Mail

(Ed. Note: Sorry.)

With regards to the following post: Josh Groban Haterz to the Left. We love the Grobes. Not only is he adorable and charming, he has a fantastic sense of humor about his God-given ability to turn any song into an epic ballad. Perhaps no better example of this exists than the following clip from Adult Swim's Tim and Eric Awesome Show, where Groban sings the hits from Uncle Muscle's Hour, including classics such as "(I Want To Ride) In a Choo-Choo Train", "Hamburgers and Hot Dogs", and who can forget our favorite tune "Cops and Robbers". Yup, all of comedy can be summed up with this here video: (Thanks to Emmaline H. for the tip!)

For when you want to let your prom date know you're a sure thing... why not don this classy and yet affordable vagina gown? Because nothing says "I want to lose my virginity again" like giant hot pink satin labia hangin' off the front of your dress. Am I right, fellas? (Thanks to Scott for the tip!)

PETA is more collectively retarded than the audience of a Jonas Brothers concert. (WIMB)

Andy Hallett, who played Lorne on “Angel”, dies of heart failure at age 33. (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan might end up doing porn. (WWTDD)

Paris Hilton works her wonk-eye as she promotes her new line of sunglasses. (CelebWarship)

Jennifer Aniston is insufferable and useless. (IDLYITW)

Michelle Obama isn’t pregnant, has no plans to get pregnant. (Cele|bitchy)

Outkasts’s Andre 3000 got arrested for speeding. (ASL)

Britney Spears really, REALLY likes backup dancers. (CelebNewsWire)

“The Real World” will never die.  (EvilBeet)

I guess Kendra Wilkinson didn’t think she was white trash enough, and decided to remedy that by coming out with her own line of stripper poles. (CelebrityOdor)

Brooke Hogan looks old as hell. (TheSuperficial)

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