Archive for March, 2009

S.S. Heidi Klum is Naked. Again.

h1 Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Heidi Klum naked in Russell James photoshoot

These Heidi Klum pictures aren’t new, but unless you’d rather look at Bai Ling or some WWE “ladies”, you’ll take these and you’ll like ‘em because they are by far the sexiest things I can find today.  They’re from a Russell James photoshoot for some book or other, I think.  I don’t really remember, because I wasn’t paying much attention when I read the tags.  I assumed you wouldn’t care.  Because it’s Heidi Klum.  And she’s naked.  What else do you need to know?

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h1 Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
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  • BENNY JR: Original Rent cast members Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel are expecting their first child after 13 years together. Do you think the kid already comes out of the womb sick of "Seasons of Love," or does he have to get to high school first? (Us Weekly)
  • PREMATURE SEQUELATION: Paramount is already planning a sequel to its Star Trek reboot, based on the overwhelming box office success of...the trailer, I guess? People literally watched the trailer and mailed it money. (
  • NO 'DERBURGER?': A compilation of the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes in 200 Seconds. And God willing, if we finally stand up to the oil companies, I think we can get that number to 200 quotes in 100 seconds by the year 2018. (Liquid Generation, via Gorillamask)
  • NEXT STEP - UNFILTERED NEWS: Google China is giving away music for free to combat China's increasing piracy problem. I'm not sure how giving away the new U2 album will stop cargo ships from constantly being boarded and captured, but I guess it couldn't hurt. (Variety)
  • MAN'S BEST FRIEND WITH BENEFITS: Mickey Rourke and his chihuahua were just hanging out outside LAX, French kissing, being impossible to dislike -- same ol'. (Popbytes)

Gun-Toting Granny Is The Original Gangsta?

h1 Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
We have no reason for posting the above photo, other than that it is just about the most amazing thing we've ever seen. Please make this viral so that we may dress up like this gun-wielding yente for Halloween. oh PS She shot a guy while in her wheelchair. Gun-toting granny who shot 'mugger' faces $5m lawsuit (now she wishes she'd killed him when she had the chance) -- via The Daily Mail

CELEBRITY MATH: Children Are People Too

h1 Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
(Ed. Note: Sorry.)

EXCLUSIVE: Josh Groban Remains Awesome, Adorable on Tim & Eric

h1 Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
With regards to the following post: Josh Groban Haterz to the Left. We love the Grobes. Not only is he adorable and charming, he has a fantastic sense of humor about his God-given ability to turn any song into an epic ballad. Perhaps no better example of this exists than the following clip from Adult Swim's Tim and Eric Awesome Show, where Groban sings the hits from Uncle Muscle's Hour, including classics such as "(I Want To Ride) In a Choo-Choo Train", "Hamburgers and Hot Dogs", and who can forget our favorite tune "Cops and Robbers". Yup, all of comedy can be summed up with this here video:
(Thanks to Emmaline H. for the tip!)

I Would Do Anything For Nathaniel Marshall

h1 Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
If is to be trusted, the three people going through to the Top 12 from last night's 3rd preliminary are Lil Rounds, Scott MacIntyre, and Mr. Lullabye, Ju'Not Joyner. This is, simply put, a travesty. America, do you not want the Top 12 performances to be insanely hilarious and entertaining? DO YOU WANT TO LITERALLY BE BORED INTO AN EARLY GRAVE? It seems the answer is yes. You've already let Normund Gentle and Tatiana Del Toro slip through the cracks. And now, again, because of you, America, two of the most hilarious performers in show history will also be tossed to the side. I am referring of course to Nathaniel Marshall, who you might recognize as Shannon from Planet Unicorn:
And LOLocaust survivor Alex Wagner-Trugman... whose awe-inspiring performance can be seen ahead. WHO OF YOU WOULD NOT GLADLY SIT THROUGH THIS EVERY WEEK? WHO I ASK? WHOOOOO???
Seriously, Ju'not sucked. Why were the judges all over him last night? Sigh. There is nothing joyful anymore.