Archive for September, 2008



?OF THE DAY


h1 Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
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  • GOOD GORDEED: Hey, Heidi and Spencer ate some crappy Taco Bell for charity publicity charicity! (ONTD)
  • LAUGH MEDICINE: Some kind soul at SNL put up the precise vintage parody ad that our crumbling economy needed right now. It's even got Alec Baldwin! (Videogum)
  • HOT TUB: I don't really know what this post or video is about, but the first 30 seconds of steak and eggs with William Shatner is undoubtedly worth the price of admission. (StreetCarnage)
  • EDUTAINMENT: Yay, a new Drunk History - this time with William Henry Harrison! (Buzzfeed)
  • NO JOKE: Just a good old fashioned radio interview with comedy genius Louis CK over at The Sound of Young America. (Maximum Fun)

Sharon Stone Should Write A Book About Parenthood


h1 Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
sharonstone.jpgApparently, Sharon Stone is working really hard to win mother of the year. In a recent "Tentative Statement of Decision" released from Sharon's custody battle for her son, the Judge revealed that Sharon is inattentive to her son's needs and often overreacts to issues revolving around the boy's health. One example involved Sharon's insistence on giving the boy botox injections. And of course people are going nuts over this, but they don't know the whole story. You see, Sharon's son...how do I put this delicately? Well, maybe it's better to just let you see for yourself. Her son looks like this:
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Obvies I'm kidding, and when you read the article more closely, you see that she was intending to give the boy botox injections into his feet, to solve an "odor" problem. Not as scandalous as using botox to make her son's face look younger, but definitely really weird. I'm not sure what the heck else is in this "highly sensitive" document, but if that's the info that's getting out, I can't imagine what other kooky sh*t this lady did to lose custody of her child. (via Celebitchy)

S.S. More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures


h1 Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

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This year for Halloween I’m totally going to dress up as Jennifer Aniston. It ought to be a pretty easy costume. All I’ll need is a bikini and maybe a dark blonde wig. See, you’ll be able to tell I’m Jennifer Aniston because I’ll go around asking everyone “Do you think I’m pretty? Like pretty pretty? TV pretty? One a scale of 1 to 10, like maybe a 9?” and then cradle my empty baby box while frantically chasing away unsuspecting males. It ought to be a real Hallows Eve hit!

More desperate bikini action in Cabo:

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It?s a Chinchilla Luau!


h1 Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Truth be told, I really don't have a good reason to post this random photo found on Flickr of a Chinchilla all dressed up for a luau. But look: I found it. I e-mailed it around. It put me in a good mood. So my thinking is "Hey? Why shouldn't I post it?" I mean, you guys, camman:
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Look at his little hands!! And don't get me started on the detailing. It's just so glorious. I hope you can understand.

Why The Long Crotch?


h1 Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
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Let's be serious... can she get any more adorable? Her crotch could be from the anks to the neck, and she'd still look great! After the jump, an odd photo of her and Jim Carrey "Fiving High", while she dons a pair of tasteful purple gardening gloves. Oh Zooey!
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Pink is a Scientologist?


h1 Friday, September 12th, 2008

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Pop star “All That’s Missing Are the Testicles” Pink is rumored to have turned to Scientology to help her work through her split with husband Carey Hart. Contact Music says

Friends reveal the singer has sought comfort from [confirmed Scientologist] Juliette Lewis, who is introducing her to the controversial religion. A source tells Star magazine, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

Well, “getting involved” in the religion is easy enough. Step 1 — cut off all friends and family NOT affiliated with Scientology, alienating yourself completely; Step 2 — cough up hundreds of thousands of dollars for barley water and thetan-repellent outerwear; Step 3 — start working the word “glib” into everyday conversation, preferably accusatorily and on live TV; and Step 4 — wait for your career to come crashing down around you like so many bricks made of poisonous snakes of failure. Voila! You’re now officially a Scientologist. Please send your check or money order to Yeeeah! c/o Abby, ATTN: Scientology Licensing Department. Scientology — reigning in the closet homosexual in us all!

Rare cockatoo sighting on the red carpet at the VMAs last Sunday:

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