Celebrity Bathwater

Category #1: "Back at the Barnyard" (Nickelodeon) "Disney My Friends Tigger and Pooh" (Disney Channel) "Disney's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" (Disney Channel) "Jakers! the Adventures Of Piggley Winks" (PBS) "The Wonder Pets!" (Nick Jr.) A) BEST SHOW TO WATCH WHILE HIGH B) BEST PROGRAM FOR CHILDREN C) BEST DIRECTING IN AN ANIMATED PROGRAM D) BEST SHOW FOR CHILDREN TO WATCH WHILE HIGH Category #2: "The Price Is Right" (CBS) "Sesame Street" (PBS) "The View" (ABC) A) BEST MAKEUP B) MOST IN-DEPTH POLITICAL DISCOURSE C) BEST USE OF THE NUMBER 4 D) SHOWS DREW CAREY SHOULD NOT BE HOSTING Category #3: "Cause Effect" (MTVU) "Instant Beauty Pageant" (Style) "Made" (MTV) "Samantha Brown: Passport to Latin America" (Travel Channel) "Split Ends" (Style) A) BEST SPECIAL CLASS SERIES B) MOST JUMP CUTS C) BEST USE OF "PHOTOGRAPHY CLICK" TRANSITION D) MOST RACIST Category #4: "81st Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade" (NBC) "America's Invisible Children" (CW) "Legally Blonde: the Musical (MTV) "Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade" (ABC) "Who's Who Of World Giving" (CW) A) BEST SPECIAL CLASS SPECIAL B) BEST LIVE OR RECORDED SPECIAL ABOUT THINGS AND PEOPLE C) MOST ON TELEVISION D) ANYTHING Category #5: "All My Children" (ABC) "As the World Turns" (CBS) "The Bold And the Beautiful" (CBS) "Guiding Light" (CBS) A) TECHNICAL DIRECTION/ELECTRONIC CAMERA/VIDEO CONTROL FOR A DRAMA SERIES B) MOST IMMORTAL C) ACHIEVEMENT IN STEREOTYPICAL PIANO REGARDLESS OF 20 YEARS OF JOKES MAKING FUN OF IT D) BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION PERIOD PRIMETIME INCLUDED (Answers can be found here. Turns out, they were all 'D'.)

All your favorite Best Week Ever goodness is now available to you in shorter form, every weeknight on Vh1 at 9 and 11pm ET in Best Day Ever! This week BWE favorite and man-about-town Sherrod Small takes you through all the day's best moments. Here's last nights episode, in which we talk more Miley, the Hulkster getting handsy with his daughter, Grand Theft Auto IV and a whole lot more. Check it out and tune in tonight!

You decide: Standard PVC umbrella or the mothership returning to take Christina Ricci back to her home planet, Dietpillorexia.

Is Britney Spears crying for naked attention? Or am I just posting something I found on The Sun's website?
This looks like a grand, peaceful place to swim. Now if only I can get someone to fly me up to that remote mountain top. Pool party!

See the rest of today's pics, after the jump!

Here we have Tom Cruise taking Oprah on the ride of her life. Unfortunately, that ride led to Tom and fellow sci-fi spiritual seekers tying up and gagging Oprah while forcing her to take a dianetics "stress test."
Ahahahaha. You cannot tell me this fish doesn't make you smile. And if you can tell me that. I will call you a liar.
Giselle has a new sandal line out [if you have yet to design your shoe line, you better start now]. And she is sooooo excited about it. She had an aneurysm and died. Kidding. She's still alive.
How could I go an entire day without once mentioning the biggest wedding event of the year?! I'm, of course, talking about the Gossip Girl wedding. It's like 80s soaps all over again. Just with kids. In dresses that cost thousands of dollars.
And finally, this is for all those people who think summer is coming, or whatever. Your run of the mill Ice Mountain. And no, I have no idea where this is.

This morning, the 2008 Daytime Emmy Nominations were announced, and GOOD SWEET LORD our beloved, darling Zarf finally got his due. After being so callously snubbed last year, Emmy Voters finally got with the program and realized that Zarf is a national f**king treasure. Sadly, Zarf, played by actor Jeffrey Carlson, no longer graces the screen as the resident transexual on All My Children, but an Emmy Win would certainly soften that blow. So please, Emmy voters, take note: Vote for Zarf. He is not nominated for his acting skills, rather his singing abilities... remember that music video for "The Me Inside"? That's the one nominated for Best -- make that OUTSTANDING -- Original Song. And you can check out all of its fabulousness after the jump. Zarfy, we miss you.

From JOSSIP -- The rumors are true! Jennifer Lopez will have her very own reality show. But there is a catch. Of course. Find out the full story, after the jump! Jennifer Lopez's New Un-Reality Show is a Glorified Advertisement

Clarifying speculation that Jennifer Lopez would continue pimping out her children post-People magazine with her new TLC show, manager Simon Fields insists the new series “is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

Oh good, glad we made clear the new show would be … an informercial.

JLo’s new reality show won’t star her babies or her husband. Ooh, sounds fascinating! (MollyGood)

Benji Madden writes Paris a love song. I hope it’s called “Herpe Hoedown.” (Celebrity Smack)

See, homophobia, racism, rape, torture, and incest just needed a little ganja-fueled hilarity to translate into box-office dollars. The boobs and “Bottomless Party” don’t hurt, either. (Pajiba)

People Magazie names Rumer Willis one of the hundred most beautiful celebrities in the world, and it’s not even their April Fool’s edition. (Websters)

David Blaine officially breaks the holding-your-breath-underwater record on Oprah. (The Blemish)

Guess who still really likes lots of expensive hookers? (The Rad Report)

Gwyneth Paltrow, world’s biggest bitch. (CelebSlam)

Ashley Dupre took the train to see Eliot Spitzer because the FAA prohibits restraints and cattle prods. Caligula much, Spitzy? (pretty boring)

How does someone that old, bald and fat keep scoring such quality kitty? Oh, right — he’s on Entourage. (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Ricci has devil eyes. (Jezebel)

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