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Having sold every iPhone available in less than 24 hours, Steve Jobs took to the stage today to exult in the great news for Apple. Before leaving the stage, he pulled the typical "OH, and one more thing..." Steve Jobs move, and announced "iPhone v. 2.0, available in September." Just kidding... but you're not really surprised, are you?

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Tonight as the sun sets on your local high-end electronics store, there will be two kinds of people in the world: those lucky few who were successfully able to obtain an iPhone, and will now spend the next few months annoying the bejeezus out of everyone they encounter; and those who didn't arrive early enough, wait long enough, or otherwise inflict upon themselves the massive personal sacrifice it took to beat the hype-fueled rush of orgiastic tech nerds clamoring to get their hands on Their Precious. I guess a third group would be people like me, who find the phone appealing, but aren't particularly interested in being the Very First people to discover all the disappointing usability issues that Apple will undoubtedly correct in the bigger/better/cheaper 2nd generation of its miracle phone. No matter where you fall on this spectrum, the following sketch from SuperDeluxe is almost as funny as the materialistic hysteria that's currently taking place outside of the world's Apple Stores this afternoon.

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• Stephen Colbert becomes a 2-D sci fi hero in a comic book he's overseeing: Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen. And EW has a preview of it. Take that Jon Stewart!
• Who are these people who have nothing more pressing to do then camp out for an iPhone? Apparently one is the mayor of Philadelphia. Thank you, Philly taxpayers, for subsidizing this man's wait time.
• You've long wondered about your friend's dog: Was it born this stupid, or did your friend do something to make it that way? Try checking this list of the Top 10 Least Intelligent Dogs. If your friend's dog is an Afghan Hound, you can be pretty sure the stupidity is inborn.
• Meet the family who keep a hippopotamus in their house as a pet. It's like having a life-size version of Hungry Hungry Hippos--except in this game the hippo might accidentally eat your sofa. Includes video!
• So a guy wakes up in Florida and asks his wife to take him to the hospital because he has a terrible headache. Once there the nurse quickly discovers the problem: He'd been shot in the head. And didn't know it. But it gets better. Who shot him? His wife. She claims she shot him "by accident" while he was sleeping, and then was so upset by the incident, didn't bother telling him about it. I'm no marriage counselor, but this is probably a sign that it's time for a divorce.

Check out this Fox News reporter in front of the line of people waiting for iPhones at New York's Apple Store. She starts her interview with Newsweek tech columnist Stephen Levy by joking, "We're going to need some security around here probably." Turns out that's one of the more truthful statements ever uttered on Fox News, although not for the reason she was expecting. Levy is one of only four journalists in the country who was given an early version of the iPhone and he whipped it out of his pocket. People are lined up for blocks to buy the phone. It's going for over $1,000 on eBay. And Levy's just dangling it out there--it looks like he doesn't even have a good grip on it. So what happens? As the two are talking, some guy walks behind them and grabs... the reporter's microphone! It's a sad statement about the education system in our country that our youth aren't even smart enough to figure out what's best to steal... (Video courtesy of the sharp eyes at TMZ .)