Archive for March, 2007

Best of the Best Week Ever

h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
KNUT OVERLOAD.JPG Make sure to tune in to Best Week Ever tonight at 11 pm for guaranteed "happy fun good times" (as they say in Japan)!

SNEAK PEEK: Macy Gray?s Anatomy

h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
Tonight on Vh1 at 11pm ET, it's a brand new episode of Best Week Ever, and we're gonna have some great guest stars. Maybe Macy Gray. Maybe her anatomy. Who knows, it's gonna be awesome! Also, for this week's Best Week Ever Drinking Game, take a big slurp of your booze every time we mention, well, drinking.

UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Ellen?s Lady Flowers

h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
What'cha guys doing this weekend? Me, I'm gonna be parked in my La-Z-Boy, in total darkness, guzzling scotch and smoking unfiltered cigarettes while watching this clip on an endless loop, over and over until Monday dawn's early light. The way she gracefully glides her way through the teeming crowds of adoring women. The way she so suggestively rubs her forbidden ladyflower atop the quivering petals of that tasteful floral arrangment. It's almost too much for my aching loins to bear.

Buchanan, Place O?Brien In A Holding Cell ASAP

h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
chloe1.jpgMary-Lynn Rajskub-- 24's Chloe O'Brien to you and me-- has shed her CTU gear to sexy-it-up in Geek Monthy magazine. Edgar Stiles must be rolling over in his grave. As a huge 24 fan and lifelong heterosexual, these pictures are probably the best thing to happen to me all week. Sad, I know, but it isn't every day a woman that you secretly suspect is hot loses two layers of work clothes and parades around in a leather halter top brandishing guns. Well, it isn't every day for me (if it is for you, I'm incredibly envious. Are you hiring?) Click here for more Chloe pics. Then, if you think you can handle it, reacquaint yourself with last week's Pam pics. March has definitely been the month of Geeky TV Girls-- I'm dreading April already.

Before They Were Famous (Sort Of, On the Internet)

h1 Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Can anyone guess who the husky guy in this high school yearbook photo is? perezyearbook.jpg (much love to ONTD for this)

While You Were Saying Sorry For Punching Your Friend After Mistaking Him For a Leprechaun

h1 Monday, March 19th, 2007
  • American Idol Taylor Hicks recently dropped twenty-two pounds. He's gone from looking like a fat old karaoke singer to an old karaoke singer.
  • Lindsay Lohan was so paranoid that her father Michael would try to show up the club where she was deejaying that she gave door security pictures of him to ensure that he didn't crash her non-partying "just drinking some water and hanging out listening to records" fun.
  • Right now, as you're drinking your coffee, reading this sentence, Naomi Campbell is serving hers - she's currently pushing a broom around some garage in Manhattan. Take a moment to enjoy that image, then throw your cell phone at somebody.
  • For the second time this year, Uma Thurman and her boyfriend have split up. Maybe if she was pretty she could hold down a man.
  • Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton will be filming the next installment of their reality show The Simple Life at several fat camps, where they will serve as counselors, there to remind the little piggies what true beauty is all about.