Archive for March, 2007



Best of the Best Week Ever


h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
KNUT OVERLOAD.JPG Make sure to tune in to Best Week Ever tonight at 11 pm for guaranteed "happy fun good times" (as they say in Japan)!

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SNEAK PEEK: Macy Gray?s Anatomy


h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
Tonight on Vh1 at 11pm ET, it's a brand new episode of Best Week Ever, and we're gonna have some great guest stars. Maybe Macy Gray. Maybe her anatomy. Who knows, it's gonna be awesome! Also, for this week's Best Week Ever Drinking Game, take a big slurp of your booze every time we mention, well, drinking.

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UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Ellen?s Lady Flowers


h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
What'cha guys doing this weekend? Me, I'm gonna be parked in my La-Z-Boy, in total darkness, guzzling scotch and smoking unfiltered cigarettes while watching this clip on an endless loop, over and over until Monday dawn's early light. The way she gracefully glides her way through the teeming crowds of adoring women. The way she so suggestively rubs her forbidden ladyflower atop the quivering petals of that tasteful floral arrangment. It's almost too much for my aching loins to bear.

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IN ODDER NEWS: The Gin & Tonic Bandit


h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
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  • Police arrested a man who came to be known as the Gin & Tonic Bandit, after he repeatedly showed up to the same restaurant, ordered two G&T's and a steak, then ditched the bill. Nice work coppers, but you'll never be able to stop me, the New York Media Party Scotch Marauder!
  • Awesome news, meth-heads! Now you can get your crystal in an assortment of candy colors and flavors, which means that staying up for weeks at a time, taking random electronics apart, and scratching the open sores on your face will now taste DELICIOUS!
  • President Bush decided to swing by the Walter Reed Hospital to drop a big "my bad" on all the soldiers who got wounded in the war they shouldn't have been fighting in, then denied adequate health care when they got home.
  • When a woman recently choked on a piece of fruit, her dog jumped on her chest, effectively accomplishing the Heimlich manuever and saving her life. She said she was relieved to be alive, and super-relieved things didn't escalate to a mouth-to-mouth situation.
  • Pictures of people protesting circumcision are sort of hilarious.

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Buchanan, Place O?Brien In A Holding Cell ASAP


h1 Friday, March 30th, 2007
chloe1.jpgMary-Lynn Rajskub-- 24's Chloe O'Brien to you and me-- has shed her CTU gear to sexy-it-up in Geek Monthy magazine. Edgar Stiles must be rolling over in his grave. As a huge 24 fan and lifelong heterosexual, these pictures are probably the best thing to happen to me all week. Sad, I know, but it isn't every day a woman that you secretly suspect is hot loses two layers of work clothes and parades around in a leather halter top brandishing guns. Well, it isn't every day for me (if it is for you, I'm incredibly envious. Are you hiring?) Click here for more Chloe pics. Then, if you think you can handle it, reacquaint yourself with last week's Pam pics. March has definitely been the month of Geeky TV Girls-- I'm dreading April already.

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Before They Were Famous (Sort Of, On the Internet)


h1 Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Can anyone guess who the husky guy in this high school yearbook photo is? perezyearbook.jpg (much love to ONTD for this)

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