Celebrity Bathwater

XMAS TREAT: Little Jimmy will think you're the coolest Dad on the block this Christmas when you wrap his red firetruck in "Rapping Paper", giftwrap with rap lyrics on it: "If there was a problem yo I'd solve it. Check out this hook while the DJ revolves it." Don't forget to say Word to your Mother, Jimmy. (Si Hill Design [1] via BoingBoing [2]) STORY ARK: The first trailer for Evan Almighty is out. At first it's like "Steve Carell and animals? Sounds High-larry Clinton!" Then you watch the trailer and it's like "Criiiiinge." (AOL Movies [3]) 3 MONTHS OF HOBRIETY: Lindsay Lohan has been spotted with a "Ninety Days" AA chip around her neck, indicating how long she's been sober (side note: Pshhhyeah.) T-minus-4-Days til Claire's stockpiles them in ever color. (Faded Youth [4]) GESTURE: Tonight, sit down and take a few minutes to send Jay Leno a thank you note for turning down the opportunity to host the Oscars. (E! Online [5]) RETCH GIRLS: Katherine McPhee continues schooling America on shark jumping, telling Nicole Richie to call her if she needs support for her eating disorder. (Star Magazine [6]) CLIPGASM: The O.C. is on tonight. Sans Mischa Barton. Watch this clip reel and never forget. (TVGasm [7]) [1] http://www.sihilldesign.com/?page_id=117 [2] http://www.boingboing.net/2006/11/01/rapping_paper.html [3] http://movies.aol.com/movie/evan-almighty/23571/main?ncid=AOLMOV00050000000010/ [4] http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2006/11/lindsay-lohan-sober.html [5] http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planetgossip/blog/index.jsp?uuid=8127b2c2-dce9-47f6-af3c-070a2d3d8eb7 [6] http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrity_news_gossip/entertainment/10203 [7] http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/clipgasm/003087.php