Celebrity Bathwater

Jennifer Lopez
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“Stupid mother fuckin cheap bitch! If she ever comes back to my restaurant I i’ll spit it her food!”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — We’d write about you, too, if you were famous!

From the Star Tribune (Minnesota):

Vampyre Candidate for Governor Arrested

After toiling away in relative obscurity for the past few years, Bryan Adams has been thrust back into the spotlight this week after tabloid reports that he has hot young starlets hanging out and showering and falling down with tea pots at his house!

Bryan has also been making waves by performing in benefit concerts for underprivileged children.

Could Canada's pop prince be having the Best Week Ever? 

According to the newest issue of Star Magazine, "Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, who made a special appearance at the techfest, couldn't bear to be apart for a moment." "They gave each other little goodbye kisses when they would separate, even for a few feet," says the source.

Meanwhile, other sources close to the couple tell Best Week Ever that it was in fact Katie's electric collar that was responsible for the couple's proximity.

Have you ever wondered whether it’s possible to “drive a Podracer at 900 mph or more without a windshield or face mask”? Or if you could you survive a “50-foot fall into a snow bank”? Or could you “avoid freezing to death in a blizzard overnight by gutting a dead animal like a tauntaun and getting into its carcass?”

You can find out here.

(Thanks to Slashdot)

BWE's Pete Holmes is all about helping out. He's that kind of guy. So if you're in college and you have trouble sleeping, this is for you.

The most important thing I learned in college was how to sleep. I'm not even sure what my major was, but the sleeping skills I learned living in the dorms will stay with me forever.

Read the whole thing here. Hopefully Pete's next column will focus on how to sleep with somebody in college. Just a thought Pete, just a thought. We're listening.