Celebrity Bathwater

Madonna
$200.00 / $10.00 / 5%

“Her husband actually took some of the money back she left for a tip!”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — We’d write about you, too, if you were famous!

“I think the average person thinks I’m a fucking nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That’s what I believe.”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Terrified of Mike Tyson on several levels!

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Sum 41
$97.00 / $9.00 / 9%

“One would think that if you were a rock star, made lots of money, and wanted to make a good impression on the general public, you would probably tip accordingly. Or so I thought… End of a lunch shift, outside on a patio (sat themselves — who needs a ho”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — We’d write about you, too, if you were famous!

“There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That’s okay. Just spell my name right.”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Terrified of Mike Tyson on several levels!

Mark Walberg
$500.00 / $5.00 / 1%

“fuckin marky marky and his third nipple. He and his two friends arrived at my 5 star dining establishment dressed in wife beaters and cut offs. Ran me around for 3 hours and left 5 dollars. Thanks for the caffe mocha money douche!”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — We’d write about you, too, if you were famous!

“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Terrified of Mike Tyson on several levels!