Celebrity Bathwater

Anna Nicole Smith has finally crossed the line of self parody. Once a human being like you or I, she is now only a cartoon character with an inflatable chest who represents the worst qualities that an abundance of money and celebrity combined lack of education and class can create.

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Because Anna Nicole Smith represents everything wrong with society!

Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays. No one knows their true ages, but scientists now estimate both were over 1000 years old.*

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Because fiction is a lot more interesting than facts!

Anna Nicole Smith has finally crossed the line of self parody. Once a human being like you or I, she is now only a cartoon character with an inflatable chest who represents the worst qualities that an abundance of money and celebrity combined lack of education and class can create.

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Because Anna Nicole Smith represents everything wrong with society!

Newsflash: Rachel Stevens is hot.

That is the only tenuous connection to “news” we could think of to legitamize posting these pictures without ruining our hard hitting journalistic integrity.

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Journalistic integrity is only a suggestion!

Larry King Mugshot

Larry King was arrested in Miami, in regards to a loan to a close associate of Jim Garrison, who investigated the John F. Kennedy assassination. The charges were later dropped.

Charlotte Church has 32 muscles in each ear used mostly for delicate balance.

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Because fiction is a lot more interesting than facts!

Anna Nicole Smith has finally crossed the line of self parody. Once a human being like you or I, she is now only a cartoon character with an inflatable chest who represents the worst qualities that an abundance of money and celebrity combined lack of education and class can create.

Celebrity Bathwater™ — Because Anna Nicole Smith represents everything wrong with society!