Celebrity Bathwater

Newly-released audio of the 911 call (listen after the jump) placed from Demi Moore’s home the night she was hospitalized after having a seizure suggest that not only was she high on whip-its — she’d also been smoking incense laced with synthetic cannabinoids, or “Spice” as it’s known around most middle schools. Radar Online says:

[The caller can be heard telling the 911 operator]: “She smoked something, it’s not marijuana, it’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions.”

Addiction specialist Dr. Phil Dembo… believes Moore was smoking K2 Spice, which is currently legal in the U.S. but under investigation by the Drug Enforcement Agency.

“It sounds like Demi smoked K2 Spice,” Dr. Dembo, who has not treated Moore, said. “The problem with synthetics of any kind is they can cause anxiety or depression and cause panic or hyperventilation type of experience. There is racing of your body and those things chemically take you over.”

Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel has nothing to do with Demi Moore or pititful seventh-grade emo cutter attempts at substance abuse, but she has very, very shiny limbs, and you know how easily distracted I am by anything shiny. I’m curious like a cat. And that’s why my friends call me “Whiskers,” not because I had a chin hair had that grew almost an inch long before I finally noticed it. That was just a coincidence.

Candice Swanepoel in Vogue China:

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Newly-released audio of the 911 call (listen after the jump) placed from Demi Moore’s home the night she was hospitalized after having a seizure suggest that not only was she high on whip-its — she’d also been smoking incense laced with synthetic cannabinoids, or “Spice” as it’s known around most middle schools. Radar Online says:

[The caller can be heard telling the 911 operator]: “She smoked something, it’s not marijuana, it’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions.”

Addiction specialist Dr. Phil Dembo… believes Moore was smoking K2 Spice, which is currently legal in the U.S. but under investigation by the Drug Enforcement Agency.

“It sounds like Demi smoked K2 Spice,” Dr. Dembo, who has not treated Moore, said. “The problem with synthetics of any kind is they can cause anxiety or depression and cause panic or hyperventilation type of experience. There is racing of your body and those things chemically take you over.”

Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel has nothing to do with Demi Moore or pititful seventh-grade emo cutter attempts at substance abuse, but she has very, very shiny limbs, and you know how easily distracted I am by anything shiny. I’m curious like a cat. And that’s why my friends call me “Whiskers,” not because I had a chin hair had that grew almost an inch long before I finally noticed it. I’m pretty sure that was just a coincidence.

Candice Swanepoel in Vogue China:

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Newly-released audio of the 911 call (listen after the jump) placed from Demi Moore’s home the night she was hospitalized after having a seizure suggest that not only was she high on whip-its — she’d also been smoking incense laced with synthetic cannabinoids, or “Spice” as it’s known around most middle schools. Radar Online says:

[The caller can be heard telling the 911 operator]: “She smoked something, it’s not marijuana, it’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions.”

Addiction specialist Dr. Phil Dembo… believes Moore was smoking K2 Spice, which is currently legal in the U.S. but under investigation by the Drug Enforcement Agency.

“It sounds like Demi smoked K2 Spice,” Dr. Dembo, who has not treated Moore, said. “The problem with synthetics of any kind is they can cause anxiety or depression and cause panic or hyperventilation type of experience. There is racing of your body and those things chemically take you over.”

Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel has nothing to do with Demi Moore or pititful seventh-grade emo cutter attempts at substance abuse, but she has very, very shiny limbs, and you know how easily distracted I am by anything shiny. I’m curious like a cat. And that’s why my friends call me “Whiskers,” not because I had a chin hair had that grew almost an inch long before I finally noticed it. I’m pretty sure that was just a coincidence.

Candice Swanepoel in Vogue China:

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While we’ve already sent a certain gentleman our well wishes for his 30th birthday this Sunday, it turns out another mega-celebrity will also be celebrating her birthday on January 29: None other than Improve Your Life Mogul Oprah Winfrey, who will turn 58 this Sunday. 58? She looks amazing. I guess that’s the benefit of having newborn baby owl blood slathered all over your face daily, right Ope? Oprah? *dial tone* That bitch.

Anyway, to give it up for Oprah changing so many lives in her mere 58 years on this Earth (and future 400 years on whatever planet Tom Cruise owns that her spirit will reside on), here are 25 photos of her scrutinizing all the amazing presents she’s sure to receive this Sunday. Our best list idea? No. A cheap attempt to get Oprah to hire us to do anything, anything at all? Of course not!! Just a chance to marvel at what an expressive, innovative woman she is, and to think about how hard it must be to buy a gift for Oprah. What do you get the Oprah who has everything? I would just go with my gut. Like, actually hand my guts to her out of my open chest cavity, and pray that it’s good enough. (Click here for a handy Guide To Oprah Gift Giving.)

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While we’ve already sent a certain gentleman our well wishes for his 30th birthday this Sunday, it turns out another mega-celebrity will also be celebrating her birthday on January 29: None other than Improve Your Life Mogul Oprah Winfrey, who will turn 58 this Sunday. 58? She looks amazing. I guess that’s the benefit of having newborn baby owl blood slathered all over your face daily, right Ope? Oprah? *dial tone* That bitch.

Anyway, to give it up for Oprah changing so many lives in her mere 58 years on this Earth (and future 400 years on whatever planet Tom Cruise owns that her spirit will reside on), here are 25 photos of her scrutinizing all the amazing presents she’s sure to receive this Sunday. Our best list idea? No. A cheap attempt to get Oprah to hire us to do anything, anything at all? Of course not!! Just a chance to marvel at what an expressive, innovative woman she is, and to think about how hard it must be to buy a gift for Oprah. What do you get the Oprah who has everything? I would just go with my gut. Like, actually hand my guts to her out of my open chest cavity, and pray that it’s good enough. (Click here for a handy Guide To Oprah Gift Giving.)

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While we’ve already sent a certain gentleman our well wishes for his 30th birthday this Sunday, it turns out another mega-celebrity will also be celebrating her birthday on January 29: None other than Improve Your Life Mogul Oprah Winfrey, who will turn 58 this Sunday. 58? She looks amazing. I guess that’s the benefit of having newborn baby owl blood slathered all over your face daily, right Ope? Oprah? *dial tone* That bitch.

Anyway, to give it up for Oprah changing so many lives in her mere 58 years on this Earth (and future 400 years on whatever planet Tom Cruise owns that her spirit will reside on), here are 25 photos of her scrutinizing all the amazing presents she’s sure to receive this Sunday. Our best list idea? No. A cheap attempt to get Oprah to hire us to do anything, anything at all? Of course not!! Just a chance to marvel at what an expressive, innovative woman she is, and to think about how hard it must be to buy a gift for Oprah. What do you get the Oprah who has everything? I would just go with my gut. Like, actually hand my guts to her out of my open chest cavity, and pray that it’s good enough. (Click here for a handy Guide To Oprah Gift Giving.)

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