Warning: If You Have Sex in a Horror Movie You’ll Probably Die


h1 October 31st, 2014

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We can all agree that every aspect of a horror movie is so beyond extreme. And by every, we mean the sex and the gore — things that are polar opposites, but paired together as a horror flick hallmarks. But what’s the point of the completely random scenes of moaning and bare boobs in these terrifying scenarios? Is it to act as relief (literally) from the scariness? To build suspense? To be the most undercover form of birth control ever?

We may not ever truly figure it out, but until we do, we recommend you don’t have sex when a psycho killer is outside your door, in the woods, or under your bed. Sadly, getting down to business in a horror flick is almost always a sign that your time is done. After taking a look at sex scenes from movies like Friday the 13th and Jason Goes to Hell, unplanned pregnancy will quickly become the most desirable outcome of your sexcapades.

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) 

Having sex in the woods is just a bad idea to begin with. If the mysterious animals and bugs aren’t enough to creep you out, the psycho killer should be. One minute you’re moaning in pleasure, the next you’re cut in half. When you play, you pay, right?

Cabin Fever (2002)

Fellas, next time you get completely grossed out when it’s your girl’s time of the month, think of this as the alternative.

Eric Decker Trolled by Angry Jets Fans, Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview + More in Today’s Last Lap


h1 October 30th, 2014

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Eric Decker tries to rally Jets fans on Twitter only to get jokes and insults, Bill Cosby‘s rape allegations cost him an interview, Michael Che has a bad defense to his senseless harassment joke, and more in Last Lap.

  • Being the brave soul that he is, wide receiver Eric Decker asked fans why they love the New York Jets on Twitter and got a mix of praise, jokes, and tweets like the one below. [CBS]

  • Queen Latifah and her team cancel a Bill Cosby interview due to his rape allegations. [Jezebel]
  • SNL‘s Michael Che responds to criticism for responding to the viral NYC catcalling video with a joke. [Salon]
  • AMC nears the close of a deal to the U.S. rights to Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston‘s miniseries The Night Crawler. [Variety]
  • Mitch Hurwitz is editing Arrested Development season 4. [Uproxx]
  • Ryan Gosling gets hit with a small shower on the set of The Nice Guys. If only he was wearing less clothing. [Just Jared]
  • Russell Brand “wishes” he was bisexual. [Huffington Post]
  • Teresa Giudice may have thrown down when she found out about going to prison. Actually. [THG]
  • Mark Consuelos reveals a time he let partying get the best of him.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

 

Eric Decker Trolled by Angry Jets Fans, Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview + More in Today’s Last Lap


h1 October 30th, 2014

deckertwitterllcopy

Eric Decker tries to rally Jets fans on Twitter only to get jokes and insults, Bill Cosby‘s rape allegations cost him an interview, Michael Che has a bad defense to his senseless harassment joke, and more in Last Lap.

  • Being the brave soul that he is, wide receiver Eric Decker asked fans why they love the New York Jets on Twitter and got a mix of praise, jokes, and tweets like the one below. [CBS]

  • Queen Latifah and her team cancel a Bill Cosby interview due to his rape allegations. [Jezebel]
  • SNL‘s Michael Che responds to criticism for responding to the viral NYC catcalling video with a joke. [Salon]
  • AMC nears the close of a deal to the U.S. rights to Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston‘s miniseries The Night Crawler. [Variety]
  • Mitch Hurwitz is editing Arrested Development season 4. [Uproxx]
  • Ryan Gosling gets hit with a small shower on the set of The Nice Guys. If only he was wearing less clothing. [Just Jared]
  • Russell Brand “wishes” he was bisexual. [Huffington Post]
  • Teresa Giudice may have thrown down when she found out about going to prison. Actually. [THG]
  • Mark Consuelos reveals a time he let partying get the best of him.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

 

Eric Decker Trolled by Angry Jets Fans, Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview + More in Today’s Last Lap


h1 October 30th, 2014

deckertwitterllcopy

Eric Decker tries to rally Jets fans on Twitter only to get jokes and insults, Bill Cosby‘s rape allegations cost him an interview, Michael Che has a bad defense to his senseless harassment joke, and more in Last Lap.

  • Being the brave soul that he is, wide receiver Eric Decker asked fans why they love the New York Jets on Twitter and got a mix of praise, jokes, and tweets like the one below. [CBS]

  • Queen Latifah and her team cancel a Bill Cosby interview due to his rape allegations. [Jezebel]
  • SNL‘s Michael Che responds to criticism for responding to the viral NYC catcalling video with a joke. [Salon]
  • AMC nears the close of a deal to the U.S. rights to Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston‘s miniseries The Night Crawler. [Variety]
  • Mitch Hurwitz is editing Arrested Development season 4. [Uproxx]
  • Ryan Gosling gets hit with a small shower on the set of The Nice Guys. If only he was wearing less clothing. [Just Jared]
  • Russell Brand “wishes” he was bisexual. [Huffington Post]
  • Teresa Giudice may have thrown down when she found out about going to prison. Actually. [THG]
  • Mark Consuelos reveals a time he let partying get the best of him.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

 

Eric Decker Trolled by Angry Jets Fans, Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview + More in Today’s Last Lap


h1 October 30th, 2014

deckertwitterllcopy

Eric Decker tries to rally Jets fans on Twitter only to get jokes and insults, Bill Cosby‘s rape allegations cost him an interview, Michael Che has a bad defense to his senseless harassment joke, and more in Last Lap.

  • Being the brave soul that he is, wide receiver Eric Decker asked fans why they love the New York Jets on Twitter and got a mix of praise, jokes, and tweets like the one below. [CBS]

  • Queen Latifah and her team cancel a Bill Cosby interview due to his rape allegations. [Jezebel]
  • SNL‘s Michael Che responds to criticism for responding to the viral NYC catcalling video with a joke. [Salon]
  • AMC nears the close of a deal to the U.S. rights to Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston‘s miniseries The Night Crawler. [Variety]
  • Mitch Hurwitz is editing Arrested Development season 4. [Uproxx]
  • Ryan Gosling gets hit with a small shower on the set of The Nice Guys. If only he was wearing less clothing. [Just Jared]
  • Russell Brand “wishes” he was bisexual. [Huffington Post]
  • Teresa Giudice may have thrown down when she found out about going to prison. Actually. [THG]
  • Mark Consuelos reveals a time he let partying get the best of him.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

 

Eric Decker Trolled by Angry Jets Fans, Queen Latifah Cancels Bill Cosby Interview + More in Today’s Last Lap


h1 October 30th, 2014

deckertwitterllcopy

Eric Decker tries to rally Jets fans on Twitter only to get jokes and insults, Bill Cosby‘s rape allegations cost him an interview, Michael Che has a bad defense to his senseless harassment joke, and more in Last Lap.

  • Being the brave soul that he is, wide receiver Eric Decker asked fans why they love the New York Jets on Twitter and got a mix of praise, jokes, and tweets like the one below. [CBS]

  • Queen Latifah and her team cancel a Bill Cosby interview due to his rape allegations. [Jezebel]
  • SNL‘s Michael Che responds to criticism for responding to the viral NYC catcalling video with a joke. [Salon]
  • AMC nears the close of a deal to the U.S. rights to Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston‘s miniseries The Night Crawler. [Variety]
  • Mitch Hurwitz is editing Arrested Development season 4. [Uproxx]
  • Ryan Gosling gets hit with a small shower on the set of The Nice Guys. If only he was wearing less clothing. [Just Jared]
  • Russell Brand “wishes” he was bisexual. [Huffington Post]
  • Teresa Giudice may have thrown down when she found out about going to prison. Actually. [THG]
  • Mark Consuelos reveals a time he let partying get the best of him.

[Photo Credit: Getty]