Celebrity Bathwater

I was relieved to find out this beautiful woman was actually a man. Now I’m not nearly as conflicted about hitting them for wearing that ridiculous nose ring.

In other news….

Sad news — James Gandolfini died today at the age of 51. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Stewart tries to dine unnoticed at Hooters, as I presume all patrons without testes do. (Daily Stab)

Emmy Rossum looks… different. That’s as nice as I could make it sound. (ICYDK)

Ralph Wiggum’s guide to life — it’s unpossible! (Mandatory)

Rihanna clubs one of her fans with a microphone during a concert: the video. (Celeb Slam)

Paula Deen admits to using the n-word in a deposition. First diabetes, and now this. 2013 is NOT Paula Deen’s year. (The Blemish)

Who wins in a capybara/Boston Terrier staring contest> (Jezebel)

Exploring the bland interchangability of the USA Network’s shows. (Pajiba)

The Today Show director got fired today, albeit in a roundabout patronizing way. (Huffington Post)

Justin Bieber’s cat has a Twitter account, which I would follow before I’d ever follow Justin Bieber. (Evil Beet)

Miley Cyrus has a new video. Squee! (DS)

The real reason Selena Gomez is so thin… and it’s not pretty. (BG)

(Hollywood Rag)

I was relieved to find out this beautiful woman was actually a man. Now I’m not nearly as conflicted about hitting them for wearing that ridiculous nose ring.

In other news….

Sad news — James Gandolfini died today at the age of 51. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Stewart tries to dine unnoticed at Hooters, as I presume all patrons without testes do. (Daily Stab)

Emmy Rossum looks… different. That’s as nice as I could make it sound. (ICYDK)

Ralph Wiggum’s guide to life — it’s unpossible! (Mandatory)

Rihanna clubs one of her fans with a microphone during a concert: the video. (Celeb Slam)

Paula Deen admits to using the n-word in a deposition. First diabetes, and now this. 2013 is NOT Paula Deen’s year. (The Blemish)

Who wins in a capybara/Boston Terrier staring contest> (Jezebel)

Exploring the bland interchangability of the USA Network’s shows. (Pajiba)

The Today Show director got fired today, albeit in a roundabout patronizing way. (Huffington Post)

Justin Bieber’s cat has a Twitter account, which I would follow before I’d ever follow Justin Bieber. (Evil Beet)

Miley Cyrus has a new video. Squee! (DS)

The real reason Selena Gomez is so thin… and it’s not pretty. (BG)

(Hollywood Rag)

Who’s been dropped from Spider Man 2? Daniel Radcliffe ponders an acting challenge, and Fifty Shades of Grey‘s film adaptation finally has a director.

• A hilarious skit on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features the host yodeling over Manhattan. His vocalizing partner in crime? Brad Pitt. [Perez Hilton]

• It appears Shailene Woodley won’t be in Spider Man 2 after all. Though she’s already shot quite a few scenes, her character’s storyline is being cut from the film. [Entertainment Tonight]
• Daniel Radcliffe says he wouldn’t mind playing a villain in a James Bond flick? Seriously? With those good looks? [E!]
• Start clutching those pearls — Fifty Shades Of Grey is coming to the big screen. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson has been tapped for the adaptation. [MTV]

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

Who’s been dropped from Spider Man 2? Daniel Radcliffe ponders an acting challenge, and Fifty Shades of Grey‘s film adaptation finally has a director.

• A hilarious skit on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features the host yodeling over Manhattan. His vocalizing partner in crime? Brad Pitt. [Perez Hilton]

• It appears Shailene Woodley won’t be in Spider Man 2 after all. Though she’s already shot quite a few scenes, her character’s storyline is being cut from the film. [Entertainment Tonight]
• Daniel Radcliffe says he wouldn’t mind playing a villain in a James Bond flick? Seriously? With those good looks? [E!]
• Start clutching those pearls — Fifty Shades Of Grey is coming to the big screen. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson has been tapped for the adaptation. [MTV]

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

Who’s been dropped from Spider Man 2? Daniel Radcliffe ponders an acting challenge, and Fifty Shades of Grey‘s film adaptation finally has a director.

• A hilarious skit on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features the host yodeling over Manhattan. His vocalizing partner in crime? Brad Pitt. [Perez Hilton]

• It appears Shailene Woodley won’t be in Spider Man 2 after all. Though she’s already shot quite a few scenes, her character’s storyline is being cut from the film. [Entertainment Tonight]
• Daniel Radcliffe says he wouldn’t mind playing a villain in a James Bond flick? Seriously? With those good looks? [E!]
• Start clutching those pearls — Fifty Shades Of Grey is coming to the big screen. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson has been tapped for the adaptation. [MTV]

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

Who’s been dropped from Spider Man 2? Daniel Radcliffe ponders an acting challenge, and Fifty Shades of Grey‘s film adaptation finally has a director.

• A hilarious skit on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon features the host yodeling over Manhattan. His vocalizing partner in crime? Brad Pitt. [Perez Hilton]

• It appears Shailene Woodley won’t be in Spider Man 2 after all. Though she’s already shot quite a few scenes, her character’s storyline is being cut from the film. [Entertainment Tonight]
• Daniel Radcliffe says he wouldn’t mind playing a villain in a James Bond flick? Seriously? With those good looks? [E!]
• Start clutching those pearls — Fifty Shades Of Grey is coming to the big screen. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson has been tapped for the adaptation. [MTV]

[Photo Credit: Splash News]